hannah 🪙🦇

The institutional Democratic Party is guided by an almost pathological level of conflict avoidance in almost every direction. “What can we do to make the least number of people mad?” is just a bankrupt way to operate.

Seal as a seal holding a Baja Blast

Nothing but respect for MY president

TO THE YOUNG WHO WANT TO DIE Sit down. Inhale. Exhale. The gun will wait. The lake will wait. The tall gall in the small seductive vial will wait will wait: will wait a week: will wait through April. You do not have to die this certain day. Death will abide, will pamper your postponement. I assure you death will wait. Death has a lot of time. Death can attend to you tomorrow. Or next week. Death is just down the street; is most obliging neighbor; can meet you any moment. You need not die today. Stay here - through pout or pain or peskyness. Stay here. See what the news is going to be tomorrow. Graves grow no green that you can use. Remember, green's your color. You are Spring.

On the days I am about to give up, this Gwendolyn Brooks poem gives me an anchor.

it’s going to be the best day in decades when he dies

Me: *Slides alien $5 and a pudding cup* Take me off this planet please.

An older woman lies fully clothed in bed, talking on a landline whose cord stretches over the tuxedo cat tucked in up to its chin next to her

No, I'm sorry. We're very busy tonight.

Fuck Pete Hegseth.

Sure is a bad time to be a person who cares about things.

Charlie Brown saying his famous catchphrase, "My idols are dead and my enemies are in power"

If trans people don’t exist then they shouldn’t have to pay taxes

I don’t want to go to bed because then it will be tomorrow, it’s like the opposite of Christmas

My 3 hooligans

At this point, I’m not even asking for good surprises, just neutral ones. Can we have a year where the worst-case scenario is at least slightly exaggerated?

live your life in such a way that the entire world doesn't burst out laughing when your rocket blows up

A black dog with her mouth slightly open that is laying on a bed.

Feral energy

Actually having so much fun on Red Note rn

They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide

charging my tampons in the full moon

What a cliffhanger. Can’t wait for Nosferathree.

A sign in a window that says “Presidents are temporary Wu-Tang is forever 2024”

I love Seattle

Graffiti in a bathroom stall that says “Eat a CEO today”

Graffiti in a bathroom stall that says “Kill insurance CEOs instead of yourself”

Stay classy, cap hill

One thing about me is I’m gonna go lay down for a bit

Sorry for casting evil spells on you I had low blood sugar

partaking in my nightly ritual of doomscrolling reddit until I can’t keep my eyes open anymore

a sticker of a pittie in a tan harness stuck to a parking sign

It’s the little things

Help there’s a rat loose in my house and my fiancé is gone at work all night 😭😭

Seems like a newscast its a scene from above looking down on earth from a helicopter i suppose and it simply states COMING UP: MORE PROBLEMS