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Jairus Khan

@jairuskhan.bsky.social

Noisemaker, adversary, internet blah blah blah, recovering goth. Formerly @ Mozilla, ISOC.

588 Followers  |  191 Following  |  146 Posts  |  Joined: 01.07.2023  |  1.949

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Post a perfect album from 1989, a perfect music year. www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2Ai...

30.10.2025 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

22!

23.10.2025 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart

13.09.2025 04:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8915    ๐Ÿ” 1228    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 432    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2194
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Because I Want, by Antigen Shift track by Antigen Shift

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I BRING GLORIOUS TIDINGS: @jairuskhan.bsky.social's band Antigen Shift has released a single from their upcoming record and it rules: antigenshift.bandcamp.com/track/becaus...

15.08.2025 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Come on over next year! we'll put it on and hang stockings

26.07.2025 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Robert Mitchum at the gate in an artificial landscape in THE NIGHT OF THE HUNTER (Laughton, 1955)

Robert Mitchum at the gate in an artificial landscape in THE NIGHT OF THE HUNTER (Laughton, 1955)

The Night of the Hunter turns 70 today, on the short list of the movies that forever changed the medium

26.07.2025 19:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1361    ๐Ÿ” 276    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 87

no stale edges!!!

15.07.2025 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a birthday cake covered with white icing sits inside a cardboard box. it is decorated with three hot pink flowers and the words "Happy Birthday Natalie"

a birthday cake covered with white icing sits inside a cardboard box. it is decorated with three hot pink flowers and the words "Happy Birthday Natalie"

A birthday cake with white icing sits in a cardboard box. A rectangular slice has been cut out of the centre and the two halves pressed back together, so the phrase "Happy Birthday Natalie" written in pink icing has become "Hay Birtay Natie." it is decorated with one and a third hot pink roses.

A birthday cake with white icing sits in a cardboard box. A rectangular slice has been cut out of the centre and the two halves pressed back together, so the phrase "Happy Birthday Natalie" written in pink icing has become "Hay Birtay Natie." it is decorated with one and a third hot pink roses.

It was my birthday on Saturday which means I have an excuse to show you all one of my favourite things: the extremely normal and optimal way that @jairuskhan.bsky.social cuts a birthday cake.

14.07.2025 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my kittens are already outsmarting me

04.07.2025 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

CFP: Call For Proposals: Gothic Blackness: Exploring Ethnogothic, New Black Gothic, and Afro-Gothic Themes in Literature, Film, and Culture

Special Issue of American Gothic Studies
Guest Editor: Dr. DeAnna Daniels, University of Arizona
Proposals due 8/15/25, with essays due 2/1/26

23.06.2025 22:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 71    ๐Ÿ” 55    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

spoilers dude

04.06.2025 04:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So: the โ€œProtect Bathurst / Dufferinโ€ astroturf campaign run by Summerhill Market had videos of a guy talking about the neighborhood & RapidTO proposal. Real grassroots feel. Took a screenshot & put it into google image search. Guess what?

21.05.2025 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 270    ๐Ÿ” 138    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 62

being a knee-jerk cynic doesn't make you more able to detect scams, it makes you less

21.05.2025 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 229    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

a lot of people have this reflexively dismissive and contemptuous attitude towards this technology to the point of refusing to even learn how it works, which is going to be a real problem as this stuff improves, because you are going to need to understand (a little about) how it works to spot it

21.05.2025 01:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 804    ๐Ÿ” 105    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

I can't believe I used to run wild in the streets as a child and now I have to pay for credit protection

21.05.2025 12:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
TeleMessage - Distributed Denial of Secrets A 501(c)(3) dedicated to archiving and publishing hacked and leaked data.

Telemssage (410 GB)

ddosecrets.com/article/tele...

Thousands of heap dumps taken May 4, 2025 from TeleMessage, which produces software used to archive encrypted messaging apps such as Signal and WhatsApp. Due to PII in the dataset, the data is only being offered to journalists and researchers.

19.05.2025 09:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 147    ๐Ÿ” 53    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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Our next ANCIENT RECIPE will be Grandma Lena's Oatmeal Cookies, courtesy of Charles Murray and the Winnipeg Mennonite Elementary School. Probably later tonight. The last cookies were more molasses than oatmeal so we're gonna try again.

18.05.2025 20:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're highly weird. Much more molasses and clove than oatmeal. They're kind of in between chewy and crispy and they might be better if they were one or the other.

Not the worst cookies I've made from a cookbook like this! But not the best either.

18.05.2025 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

these are...so weird? And delicious, i think? all of my senses are confused. they're like incredibly strong and incredibly mild at the same time

18.05.2025 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The recipe is light on details and the process seems somewhat unhinged to my modern sensibilities but maybe I just don't know the ways of the ancients. In any case, the results!

18.05.2025 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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I don't know how old this book is, but i CAN tell you that

a) Corkum's Fish Market opened in 1948 and is still in business today

b) most of the phone numbers in this book have fewer digits than these

18.05.2025 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Today in ANCIENT RECIPES we are making these Molasses Oatmeal Cookies, courtesy of Mrs. Mark Jodrey of the Pinehurst Community Club in Lunenburg County, NS

18.05.2025 01:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

go on

05.05.2025 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I learned today though that 3 is the only dimension with knots!!

05.05.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dimension 126 Contains Strangely Twisted Shapes, Mathematicians Prove | Quanta Magazine A new proof represents the culmination of a 65-year-old story about anomalous shapes in special dimensions.

NOT NOW, MATHEMATICIANS

05.05.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Until Dan

02.05.2025 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Reminder the AfroSurrealism special issue opens to submissions next week on April 15! Calling all poets & prose writers, send us your worlds that slip between the mundane & the uncanny,the ghostly & the futuristic @strangehorizons.bsky.social

strangehorizons.com/wordpress/no...

08.04.2025 11:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 69    ๐Ÿ” 67    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
George Foreman in the 70s, shirtless in a denim hat and jeans

George Foreman in the 70s, shirtless in a denim hat and jeans

RIP big George Foreman

a titan of the greatest heavyweight era of all time, won the lineal title twice 20 years apart, and made more money as a pitchman than a boxer

a true original

22.03.2025 02:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 418    ๐Ÿ” 69    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen

15.03.2025 13:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8274    ๐Ÿ” 2720    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 84
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Bellingcat is Hiring: Open Source Investigator and Trainer (Conflict) - bellingcat Bellingcat is hiring an open source investigator and trainer (conflict). Find out more about the role and apply within.

www.bellingcat.com/bellingcat-i...

07.03.2025 15:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 54    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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