Jax o'Lantern, Spooky Pumpkin Doll 🎃

it was a surprise method of focus!

can't believe I have to listen to opera music to write the sheets for this fucking larp like what the hell diva

I'm genuinely so stoked to play with you!

Happy Indigenous People's Day

I'm building my larp signup queue for #InterconX and this is at the top of my list because it's a game about mecha tropes mixed with a beach episode run by one of my favorite GMs and it'll be fun to take this year into it

x.interconlarp.org/events/6664-...

The virgin AGI existential risk vs the chad global warming

YouTube video by Pupsi Billie Eilish - Bad Guy (Pumpkin Cover)

@rufflejax.bsky.social 🎃

...jesus

my heart is full of love but also i am a cackling tyrannical monster when playing Civ V while trashed

SPOILERS [RESCUE HOUND CH 11]

"Hey, radio girl~"

a lot of people want there to be Knowledge That Makes You Good and unfortunately that is not a thing that exists

GODDAMMIT

My boy Patrick let me drunk a whiskey sour abandoned by its drinker hello I'm the drunket I've been in a minute

AGAIN???

I will be a heel for Patrick

I would never objectify Patrick unless he actively wanted that

MY BOY PATRICK he is not a boot

This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important

"Do you know who Phillip is and how he earns so much money?"

"No. Should I know him?"

"Yeah and tell him to tip the FUCK out of Patrick."

"is either one of you Derek?

"... no? 🤨"

"Then you gotta TIP MY BOOT PATRICK REALLY WELL"

my usual bar had a wedding and I'm HARASSING everyone who shows up to order from my favorite bartender to tip him

Patrick will get good tips if it kills me

good choice!!!

where do I find these influences

THERE'S SO MUCH

BARTENDERS LOVE ME

BOOZE FEARS ME

aw you get me 🥰

SHE DRINKS A VODKA DRINK
SHE DRINKS A VODKA DRINK
SHE DRINKS A VODKA DRINK
SHE DRINKS A VODKA DRINK
SHE SINGS THE SONGS THAT REMIND HER OF THE VODKA DRINK
SHE SINGS THE SONGS THAT REMIND HER OF THE VODKA DRINK (VODKA DRINK)

Stern frog with flag bandana, image labeled HOP

alcohol makes Jax... slepy...

[Girl with no haters voice] damn... another huge win for my haters, of which I surely have countless

ok this is embarrassing but I used to have the "all rpgs are D&D or failures" perspective and then I read the first edition of the Chronicles of Darkness (then called the new World of Darkness) blue book + Inferno and Second Sight, both of which led me into Changeling the Lost and the rest, well...