Rich Seitz

@unsportsmanlike.bsky.social most annoying song for days straight- Never Gonna Give you Up

My oldest and dearest friend- we are way ahead of schedule.

Why the fuck is @espn.com platforming the #orangeTurd?!

@lebatardshow.bsky.social Amino Acid offering 5 bucks each or 3 for 20 is the most @stugotz790.bsky.social deal ever.

I’m not sure what the most perplexing part of this picture is: Orange Turd standing next to an Asian person, being out in the cold, or the fake hair? We are doomed.

He’s as stupid as he is stupid.

“Oozing discharge” is probably more accurate.

“It’s very hard?” Not according to Stormy.

Duh. He will bite a yard marker in the knees.

Stugotz was right?! Holy-

I’m hearing ads on @espnplus.bsky.social on #SiriusXM radio for Trump shoes, Trump Cologne, Trump Watches… Hope they all go the way of (partial list:) Steaks, Vodka, Mortgage, University (lol), Magazine, Ice, Network, Tour, NJ Generals, all his hotels, board game, Network… thumbs cramping… send help

Put the disenfranchised behind a paywall. Typical…

@minakimes.bsky.social Hope you get the Xmas day gig- I expect I’ll hear as much as the first time I video chatted someone in 1998, but glad you’re getting the opportunities you deserve!!!!

I don’t think he actually sympathizes with anyone. He just found the right base to get him elected, and then reelected. He couldn’t care less about his voters or anyone, including his children, wife, ex-wives, the women he’s sexually assaulted, America…

Yeh but were they flying the plane? And besides- the drunk ones are the ones who give you free cocktails.

Deadspin | Bills Fans Resort To Sticking Their Hands In Each Other's Pants, Possibly For Warmth Deadspin | Bills Fans Resort To Sticking Their Hands In Each Other's Pants, Possibly For Warmth

@remas.bsky.social holds up as some of your finest reporting. deadspin.com/bills-fans-r...

a close up of a pile of plastic bags against a blue sky . ALT: a close up of a pile of plastic bags against a blue sky .

Pour one out….

“Wait. I took a job from THAT Trump?! I thought it was the daughter Trump - the one that he bangs.”

Well that’s not how you do the “YMCA ,” at all.

a picture of a woman with the name debbie downer on it ALT: a picture of a woman with the name debbie downer on it

That’s probably lead paint.

Fake doctor ABC's Mehmet Oz

Fake wresting WWE's Linda McMahon

Fake FOX News' Pete Hegseth

A pattern is emerging.

Mark Knopfler is an absolute virtuoso. Not even close to his best riff. Greatest music video ever, though. Young people, Google “music videos.”

@lebatardshow.bsky.social Turner gave the commencement address at my law school. He talked about the need for funding for telecom infrastructure for 9:50. Then he said “And we’ll need lawyers to do all that. Good luck.” Mic drop @ 10 mins on the dot. School is named for Peter Angelo’s’ parents.

Not me. Getting with the other 40-something dads, getting inappropriately wasted and eating wings, watching this spectacle (after viewing “China Salesman (look it up, it happened)) then Uber-ing home only to get up in 5 hours to coach an all day soccer tourney. Just as James Garfield intended.