@agirlnamedv.bsky.social
Sometimes I cry, sometimes I hide.
“In Soviet Russia, Jeeves asks YOU”
03.12.2025 15:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do you thing Cynthia Erivo was like "I, surely, have the puffiest dress" and then she saw Ariana Grande?
#Oscars2024
Dune: Part Two is so sandy Danny Zucko is taking it to prom
07.03.2024 16:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I made a deal with the devil to have limited engagement on Bluesky
07.03.2024 16:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sure, my mom might not be proud of me, but this recruiter who came across my Linkedin profile is very impressed.
10.08.2023 23:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t get FOMO, I get FOBI - Fear of Being Included.
10.08.2023 17:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Not to brag, but my Youtube feed is made up entirely of British panel shows and city planning videos hosted by dudes who sound like AI.
Ooops, too late!
Tom Cruise can do all the things other actors lie about on their resumes.
16.07.2023 00:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I guess I am a W.A.S.P. - Wise And Smart Person-who knows-Jeffrey-Epstein-did-not-kill-himself.
14.07.2023 19:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The director of 'Wonka' said that Timothée Chalamet didn't have to audition because he had seen his high-school rap videos. This is one of them - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ck8fv6iW3E
No more questions.
