@chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social
YES, I’M LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME. DID YOU NOT SEE MY USERNAME?
DOINK!
08.12.2025 02:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0REPOST THIS IN FOUR MONTHS AND WATCH MY HEAD EXPLODE ALL OVER AGAIN.
08.12.2025 00:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0LET’S GO ASS!
07.12.2025 19:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0DUDE’S PARENTS NAMED HIM “BEAR.”
I’M BETTING THAT HIS CHOICE OF NUMBER IS ONLY LIKE THE EIGHTH OR NINTH MOST FUCKED UP THING ABOUT HIM.
THAT’S WHAT I’M AFRAID OF.
02.12.2025 07:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0DID I COME IN HERE TO POOP, OR DID I COME IN HERE TO HIDE?
02.12.2025 07:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0THE ATTENDANT IN THIS LAUNDROMAT IS BASICALLY MAMA FRATELLI FROM THE GOONIES.
01.12.2025 20:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0C’MON, NOW.
THE TEBOW BRONCOS WERE MUCH, MUCH DUMBER.
THEY HAUNT YOU BY NEVER SHUTTING UP ABOUT HOW THE DREAMCAST WAS AHEAD OF ITS TIME.
01.12.2025 17:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0YOU NEED GRAN TURISMO 3 AND 4.
THE BEST ENTRIES IN THE SERIES.
HERE’S ZEKE, SLEEPING SO HARD HIS LEGS FELL OFF:
29.11.2025 17:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0SEARS?
28.11.2025 22:02 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0AS SOMEONE WHO LIVED IN NEBRASKA FOR FIVE YEARS SOME TIME AGO, WATCHING IOWA THUMP THOSE FUCKERS 40-16 WILL HAVE ME RAMDOMLY BREAKING INTO GIGGLES FOR MONTHS TO COME. YAY!
28.11.2025 20:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0THIS SUPERMARKET IS PLAYING ELEVATOR JAZZ, BUT PLAYING IT CRAZY LOUD.
LIKE, IT’S HARD TO HAVE A CONVERSATION IN HERE, THAT’S HOW LOUD IT IS.
SOMEBODY HERE SURE LOVES THEIR MUZAK.
YOU HAVE “A” BOX?
YOU HAVE “A” BOX.
YOU MARIE KONDO SONOFABITCH.
I JUST REALIZED:
WHEN THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA, AND LOST THAT GOLDEN FIDDLE, IT WAS BECAUSE COUNTRY MUSIC WAS MORE EVIL THAN ANYTHING SATAN HIMSELF COULD COOK UP.
I DO NOT LIKE WHERE THIS RATIO IS GOING.
22.11.2025 19:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0CANS!
22.11.2025 19:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0SAVED!
22.11.2025 16:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0SO, WHEN I REINSTALLED EVERYTHING ON THE NEW PHONE, THE REDDIT APP WAS… DIFFERENT. NO BIG DEAL, I THOUGHT. I PROBABLY JUST NEVER UPDATED THE THING.
WELL.
I’M SCROLLING OVER THERE THIS MORNING, AND THE APP JUST, REVERTED? BACK TO THE WAY IT WAS? MID-SCROLL?
IT KIND OF CREEPED ME OUT.
WELL, PIZZA HUT CAME FROM HERE, AND WHITE CASTLE CAME FROM HERE, SO I GUESS OUR SIGNATURE DISH IS GARBAGE?
18.11.2025 07:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0THEY ARE GOING TO MEET THE BRONCOS AGAIN IN THE SUPER BOWL.
THEY WILL EITHER WIN OR LOSE BY A SCORE OF 4-3.
CURSED? I’M A PHANTOMS FAN NOW, AND I LIVE IN KANSAS!
BLESSED!
SHEDEUR PLAYED TODAY? LET’S SEE HOW HE DID…
(looking it up)
OH. OH, DEAR GOD. THE HORROR! THE HORROR…
FREE PATTON!
14.11.2025 15:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’M THINKING THIS IS GOING TO BE MY LAST IPHONE.
TRANSFERRING ALL MY SHIT FROM THE OLD TURD TO THIS TURD HAS BEEN IMPOSSIBLE, AND I HAVEN’T EVEN TRIED FUCKING WITH MY NOTORIOUSLY FINICKY ITUNES LIBRARY YET.
WE’RE TALKING WINDOWS VISTA LEVELS OF BULLSHIT, HERE.
SCREW THE ARTICLE, I’M OFF TO BUY THIS BOOK!
08.11.2025 17:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0THE NEXT TIME YOU FEEL THE NEED TO SPEAK SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE INTO EXISTENCE, I WILL DRIVE HALFWAY ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND HAND YOU A CRISP TWENTY DOLLAR BILL IF YOU KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.
08.11.2025 07:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0EVERYONE’S CHEERING THE SANDWICH GUY ACQUITTAL.
I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT HIS SUBWAY ORDER WAS.
THE ANTI-SALOON LEAGUE IS GONNA BE PISSED:
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