Pandy Fackler

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 6, Episode 6

threateningly: felt ugly, might post later

car inspections are cool because it’s like spinning a giant wheel where you pay either $20 or $1000

It says the holy trinity and has mugshots of Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie

Today's tshirt

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Happy Monday ilu ❤️
I'm in the mood to move this morning 🎶😍

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Good morning my lovelies 🌞

Them: try not to think twice about it

Me: i won’t even think once

You can eat cake in bed. No one can stop you.

A cute little frog saying bestie, he's gross

Today's tshirt

looking for drafts on bluesky? simply tag your unfinished posts with #drafts

In case you need a reminder, you're still hot

Now, I know what you're thinking: "CPSC, why does this look like the room where the bad guy from SAW makes his podcast." The thing you need to understand is that we're not like other agencies. We don't "have things" or "go to the store." We make our own way. We get what we get and we don't get upset

I got my tax refund so today I acted like I was rich and got the ultra fancy car wash

OK I changed the smoke alarm battery bc "being alive!" lolol

A woman in a very fancy hat. Her face is also a smoke alarm. She is dressed like she's on a TV show about an alternative history regency romance. The text reads: Your expired smoke alarm seeing you select still watching. Select being alive. Check the batteries and expiration date on your smoke alarms.

If your smoke alarm was this fashionable, you'd never forget it.

(explaining modern society) imagine being a tamagotchi but with anxiety and bills to pay

yo but what if instead lf "reel big fish" it was "real big sandwich"

bro, if i knew this was a struggle bus, i wouldn’t have gotten on

I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent

Magic mushrooms my ass. I ate some and nothing magical happened for the entire 2,000 years I spent living on a rainbow and herding unicorns.

one of those family stick figure appliqués for your car window only they’re all hot dogs

some day people are going to
notice me and theyll realize
that ive been here the whole
time being absolutely- hang
on why does this say ridiculous?

My favorite thing about protein bars is that they satisfy the innate human desire for sweet edible clay

additionally: tamagotchis are often held by someone, whereas I have no one to hold me. bob: 0, tamagotchi: 1 😭

Give up giving up.

My only bling is the reflective tape on my winter coat. I'm not glamorous I'm just highly visible in traffic

it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

Me: Is he friendly? Does he bite? Can I pet him?

Her: leave my baby alone.

•rap battle•

i spit verb like the best
you just a chum like the rest
but everyone hates
how i pronounce socrates