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Illig is a douche. His daddy handed him the team. Ownership used to care about the fans (Paterson & Heineman) and used to care about winning. Dark times for the wizards

@soccerzombie.com is not going to like this? 😂 [I won’t either, for the record]

It’s Spring of 2025 and that means we can officially recognize the centennial of the Highwayman who was hung 100 years ago by bastards

The hanging marked the beginning of a string of spectacular reincarnations

Just paid my overdue Tolls! Whew… now I can rest easy

Traditional Union station visit for Chiefs Super Bowl celebrations. Go Chiefs!!

It’s all just a divisive tactic and doesn’t matter much but for the sake of appropriation, it should actually be called the “Gulf of the America’s”

Here’s my explanation for the geographically challenged: the body of water is surrounded by the North and South American continents

Might as well use it 😖😭

a sign that says south park on it ALT: a sign that says south park on it

Here…still

⚓️N A V Y⚓️

Hey….It’s after 8pm what’s with all this racket?

GO NAVY ⚓️
Sing second!!

⚓️⚓️⚓️

I bet your pup is probably thinking up of a callsign right now. It’s a natural feeling

“That’s my daughter in the tractor” 🎶

In no particular order

Charley Crockett
Tom T. Hall
Sierra Ferrell
Colter Wall
George Jones
Vincent Neal Emerson
Johnny Paycheck
Sturgill Simpson
Marty Robbins
Tyler Childers
Waylon Jennings
Ellis Bullard
Loretta Lynn
Merle Haggard

That’s as REAL as rain!!

It’s a banger 🤷‍♂️

4 soundtracks to get to know me

Exposing these punks

Big fan!

I was excited to watch the Thanksgiving day parade with my daughter for the first time. It’s completely unwatchable. They have shown 9 seconds of the balloons in the first 45 minutes

RCJH

My stress level at work today:

Any of them have the $5 bill in it?

Putting the kitchen between the bedroom and bathroom is something

Chad Ochocinco
Kevin Ellis
Alec Kann
Sal Zizzo
Khiry Shelton
Alexi Lalas (for reasons)

Oh excellent! I’m happy you enjoy it. Thanks Drew