Geoff with a G

Backyard animal food power rankings:
1) quality bird seed
2) mixed nuts
3) granola
4) apples
5) what's left of my planted root vegetables

Really nice turnout of electeds, regular folk and whathaveyou to draw attention to a completely illegal and ridiculous effort to redraw Missouri's Congressional maps. #MoLeg

Every republican on social media for the past year:
"Women's sports are sacred and need to be protected by the government!"
Today, after WNBA players have had sex toys thrown at them for days: "Ha ha ha, dicks are funny."

Healthy sandwich skeet. Stay light and simple, friends.

This really feels like a defining post of our time

Lebowski: "I was talking about my rug..."

1) absolutely not my event nor run by locals
2) I had friends that didn't get in
3) he did go out to those who waited and took questions
4) having run events like this before, I wouldn't have expected this turnout either (a good problem!)

Windmills are either killing all the birds or driving whales insane, solar panels are useless, all hydrogen fuel cells explode...but THIS is the answer.

About 150 had to be turned away going down the street. Beto ran out to thank them.

The crowd for Beto O'Rourke is over capacity in Kansas City. Didn't see that coming.

I wish I could go on a week long vacation where I did nothing but watch great movies and cook one awesome meal a day.
Looking forward to that once my kid is older. Guess I'll have to live another decade or so.

The guy two seats over from me walked out of The Witch in the opening scene. Witch eating in the woods...guy gave up immediately. Picked up his coat and went straight for the door.

I do one of these and my wife is forcing me into in-patient rehab within an hour

Is Epstein Island on the National Registry of Historic Places yet? It would really be something if there was a petition to make that happen.

Just looked at the Royals box score. Uhhh... that's a first.

Biological makeup of my house:
1 adult male
1 adult female
1 child female
2,744 spiders mixed gender
1,824,771,095 ants mostly gender neutral
Several plants

McCaskill absolutely did not lose because of Kavanaugh. She lost because of about 10 reasons, most beyond her control. Kavanaugh probably ranked about 15th and could have only been made better by opposing him earlier instead of dragging it out for weeks.

More importantly, a one time only opportunity was missed to pack the Supreme Court because Democrats thought "normal" is/was a desirable possibility.
No. No no no. Different game now. Biggest failure by Biden. Just didn't understand the severity of the judges issue.

Ryne Sandberg was alive for every President since Eisenhower. Dies under Trump. I'm not saying anything here, but...

I once read a comment saying something like "if you choose not to laugh at farts, your life will contain less laughter but still the same amount of farts". I think about that a lot.

His entire backstory reads like a Norm Macdonald joke

If "eeeeehhhhhhhhhhhggggghhhhhhhh" was a person

Unclear how many small town diners

RIP to a real one

The most unbelievable part of this is how it went on for SEVENTEEN YEARS. That's just insane. New strippers show up all the time, man!

Kinda strange Parson and now Kehoe have to keep being reminded to fill vacancies. After the Missouri Ethics Commission vacancies, you'd think someone would be paying attention. #MoLeg

Number of Chuck Mangiones dead under Clinton, Obama and Biden COMBINED: 0
Trump: 1

Number of Hulk Hogans dead under Clinton, Obama and Biden COMBINED: 0
Trump: 1

Their podcast could be called "do we hate Jason Whitlock or Kevin Kietzman more today" and I would rage listen everyday until I burst into flames