@chickenforxmas.bsky.social
50% of Team Pretty Kitty, 25% of Covered in Bees, bookkeeper, cat dad, story-yeller, crossword puzzler, OG Turbojugend Port City, horror/genre fan, record collector, Mainer. I make jokes because I am uncomfortable everywhere. ⚰️🚫🤘
Great mail day!
07.06.2025 18:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I really enjoyed Final Destination Bloodlines. Is it Jaws or The Thing? No. Was it fun? Yes! RIP TONY TODD
04.06.2025 13:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
May 31 HTH2025 @apohadion.bsky.social
27.05.2025 13:31 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Of the Theater of Pain records, Christian Death is by far my favorite.
12.05.2025 15:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Playing @apohadion.bsky.social tonight! Opening this killer show! 🐝❤️🐝❤️
09.05.2025 13:26 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0TICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
09.05.2025 13:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I would like to thank the eczema shampoo fairy that refills my supply every time it gets low. ❤️
09.05.2025 13:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just got tested, my Briggs-Meyers is J-E-R-K.
03.05.2025 15:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
For $100 more I could repress the record myself…
30.04.2025 11:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Playing LennyFest tomorrow. Excited to see a bunch of rad bands.
25.04.2025 11:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Had some coffee today after taking two months off… it did not solve all my problems. But I’ll keep trying until it does!
24.04.2025 15:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When people make their 👍 too pink. What are you up to?
24.04.2025 15:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0To everyone that suggested #Sinners, you were right! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
24.04.2025 15:05 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0It is tradition for us to listen to Sleep’s Dopesmoker on Easter. Tomorrow it will just be funnier. 🐇
19.04.2025 20:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Flyers from the first @coveredinbeesme.bsky.social Halfway to Halloween! #HalfwaytoHalloween
05.04.2025 12:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We picked up tix to see @viagraboys.bsky.social at Roadrunner in Boston this Sept. #wienerdog #ViagraBoys
05.04.2025 12:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We are late on Resident Alien, funny af. 👽😂
03.04.2025 11:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The inevitable conclusion to capitalism…
27.03.2025 12:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Your mystery basket has limp celery, butterscotch chips, fish sticks and six dead lighters. Cook!
25.03.2025 21:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ no notes
22.03.2025 16:56 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There is no one lazier than me the morning after a @coveredinbeesme.bsky.social gig. ❤️
22.03.2025 14:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tonight!
21.03.2025 12:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sometimes i try to solve a #crossword using only across clues.
18.03.2025 14:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who knew arguing about the correct solution to a poorly written math problem would be almost as popular as cats on the internet.
17.03.2025 22:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I always assumed Leonardo DiCaprio was short. Turns out, dudes like 6 foot. #AverageKing
17.03.2025 18:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I miss our guys.
15.03.2025 16:01 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hey honey! What’s our safe word again? Rudimentary Rutabaga Ragamuffin…
14.03.2025 12:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lady Ghostbusters is the second best Ghostbusters. #NotKidding
13.03.2025 02:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We need a new term for adult homework. I’m almost fifty telling people, “I should be able to do that… assuming my homework is done.” #GoingToTheBrainGym
12.03.2025 20:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
