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Die CDU will, dass du bis 75 arbeitest wegen der Rente und dann sollst du aber bitte möglichst schnell und ohne irgendein teures Medikament zu verballern sterben.

life-hack, um vom masketragen keine kopfschmerzen zu kriegen: einfach eh meistens kopfschmerzen haben! für sie getestet

ich wusste gar nicht, dass arsen noch injiziert wird Oo (mskdbdb gute besserung ja)

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.

slúg

Oh to be a spiky little guy snuffling around in the mossy ground

We only rate dogs. This is a family of Suburban Gold Fairies. It's rare for them to travel together like this. Very magical but please only send dogs. Thank you... 13/10 for all (TT: hdbrosriley)

This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both

call your friends cute! call them hot! say i love you! fuck me dude ive spent twenty two years thinking i had to be polite about my friends when you should frankly be a little in love with everyone youre close with. they matter to you. let them know it

man kann tatsächlich an nur einem nachmittag 5 stresspickel entwickeln, für sie getestet

landleben, nachteil: manchmal fressen einem naturschutznager die dämmung im dach weg

landleben, vorteil: ich schlafe vorübergehend oben und höre spitzmausgetrappel :3

das schöne an einem eigenen auto ist auch: wenn der tag richtig hart scheiße ist, kann man (fertig heulen und dann) zu mama und papa fahren.

One of my favorite youtube videos is wired's Medieval Support on which Dr. Medievalist gets asked "How did Europe survive the Balck Death?" And flatly answers "They didn't."

Trick or Treat 🍭🍬 #pokemon

ich renn dann immer erst mal oberkörperfrei rum, bis meine temperatur sich wieder eingependelt hat. ist seit februar auch entspannter.

hello hi ich möchte bitte

This is Minnie. She let out her first ever puppy bark today in an effort to bravely fend off her own reflection. 12/10 (TT: minnieandme11)

nicht auf gremlin-adular-art, aber er folgt halt seinem eigenen moralischen kompass und das geht manchmal gegen die gesetze

every single one of my ocs

wenn jemand jemanden kennt, der der schwarzen magie mächtig ist, gern her damit - anders geht die alte umweltplakette wahrscheinlich nicht von der windschutzscheibe.

an opossum screaming no spoons left - only rage

murrdoc is like "bromunculus"

glaube ich muss doch mal nen rogue spielen.

"nein"

hab gerade ne liste gesehen mit den top 10 am schlechtesten bezahlten jobs und bei der nummer 1 waren es immer noch über 2k

(200 mehr als ich in meinem job je bekommen hab ahaha)

"You were fine yesterday."

And doing something yesterday is why I feel like this today.

that entitlement. as if smiling while you're saying abhorrent things makes it any better. you don't wanna "learn to live together", you want people who don't fit your world view to not obstruct it with their demand for rights

yeah those silly little trans people causing such a ruckus, like we're preschoolers squabbling. that "we need to learn to live together" comment is entirely out of place in a time where trans people get harassed and killed for literally existing. good choice for umbridge tho, no acting needed.

You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't

a lab pup sits and looks up at the camera. his fur is a mottled blend of blond and black, and he’s standing on his leash with one front paw.

a closeup of baby finley resting his little chin on a blanket. one of his ears is curled under at the tip and his eyes look a little sleepy.

finley sits on a rock next to a body of water and squints slightly into the sun with his pink tongue sticking out.

This is Finley. He has a rare genetic mutation that causes patches of different colors in his coat. It is completely harmless, but it does make him completely handsome. 14/10 (IG: jaktlabben.finley)

Die Koalition hat sich darauf geeinigt, das Bürgergeld abzuschaffen und stattdessen eine Grundsicherung einzuführen.