chip

when u have delpression bc u stayed in bed too long bc depression and now the day is so short and that means depression but u aren't motivated for anything anyway bc depression

what's that called

This is Winnie. She is what you might call a… submaween. 13/10 (IG: alittlebitoflovelock)

some butches each day keep the shittiness at bay

bin mit dem fuß, der seit 2 wochen mega wehtut, richtig mies auf eine kante getreten

es hat laut geknackt

jetzt tut es kaum noch weh???

hA wer braucht schon ärzt*innen

ich hätte gerne lesser disability, geht das auch

ohh mega, danke 👀🩷

der plan war, den stift gar nicht rauszunehmen, ich hatte nur einen aufsatz bestellt. die beiden gewinde passen aber nicht zusammen und ich hab die kugel vom ursprünglichen nicht mehr raufbekommen. hab dann den stift rausgenommen und gewendet, dann hat mama die kugel von hinten rangeschraubt uff

ist es eigentlich normal, dass man ein conch-piercing nicht selbst gewechselt bekommt, oder stell ich mich nur besonders dusslig an

many cay doodles with many shapes to celebrate this amazing day

happy international cat day!!

i sometimes have a movie quote stuck in my head and i HAVE to say it out loud a couple times or i will combust. so i'll be home alone just randomly going

"it's an ADDAMS"

"ich mach die klappe zu. hm. und wenn ich sag 'hm', dann mein ich auch 'hm'."

"ghostbusderswhattayawoant"

16 bunnies watercolor painting

16 bunnies 🐇
(Prints www.inprnt.com/gallery/knes...)

a fluffy black orb like a soot sprite is sitting on a white floor. there’s a small crescent shape of white right in the middle, with a black round spot centered within it. at first glance, it has the appearance of a single eyeball floating in the middle of the void. at second glance, it still looks like that. but maybe on third examination, it’s clearer that the white is from a dog’s little snout, and the black in the middle is the dog’s nose, and any other distinguishing feature like eyes, ears, and paws are absorbed into the black void.

an exceedingly fluffy black dog stands expectantly on the floor and looks up at a little kid in a high chair who presumably has snacks to share. the little bit of white on the dog’s nose and their pink tongue is the only interruption in the otherwise endless sea of darkness. but at least from this angle, they have a more defined body and tiny feet, so she’s a little less “orb” and a little more “dog.”

We only rate dogs. This is the goth cousin of Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc. Please understand it's not just a phase, and only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10 (credit u/vincidelaunc)

a blond golden retriever just outside a bus. the pic is from the driver’s perspective. his front paws are on the first step. he looks like he just asked the driver a question.

This is Reggie. He’s wondering if this bus has any stops near the pet store. He’s been saving for a new toy. 14/10 all aboard buddy (IG: calebka88)

selbes ergebnis tatsächlich, und same xD

eichhörnchen? 👉🏻👈🏻

A splooting, tired anxiety did saying “uh.. I got burnout”

Uh oh.. I got burnout

This is Cosmo. He doesn't believe in stranger danger. Because strangers are just friends you haven't met yet. 13/10 (TT: lawdogcosmo)

good for u, ab dafür

ich find's immer sooo fucking entitled. MEINE krankheit stört DICH. like nur weil du deinen betrieb personell spitz auf knopf geplant hast, darf ich jetzt neben meiner krankheit auch n schlechtes gewissen haben. fuck this srsly

French sign saying (in French) "Crepes and chocolates", left arrow. "Cruel world", right arrow. Harvested from the webs, no idea of attribution.

spicy water ouch 🙁

fremdeleuteimhausfauch

sometimes i sit there and wonder if i'm allowed to call myself a butch

and then i have to just find a mirror and be like, you have a purple buzz cut don't be ridiculous

a brown and white puppy with ears vertically flopped on top of his head, sits on grey carpet and stares intently into the camera

the brown and white dog lays on a bed while squinting his eyes. ears are still flopped vertically on his head

This is Bird. He was told he'd grow into his floppy ears. But while he did get bigger, they somehow got even floppier. 13/10 (IG: iam_birrrd)

❗️Alerta ❗️Alerta ❗️

Die Nazis vom III. Weg wollen hier Fuß fassen. Dagegen gilt es klare Kante zu zeigen.

Wir wollen keine Nazis hier! 🖕

Blockt bitte entsprechend.

Bitte auch melden als Rechtsextrem

Be kind to yourself 🐌

Illustration: A soft cream colored mouse with lotus pink hair and a lilypad style cloak. They wield a staff, ready for adventure!

Mouse Adventurer

Ready to be adopted!
https://ko-fi.com/s/1846bfb64b

Three tiny doodles of a rare banded pygmy shrew that has no idea what's going on

a rare banded pygmy shrew according to a news article

snoot long head empty

"too many people have main character syndrome" not me. i love being an npc. just idly standing around, watching the birds. oh you going on a quest? can you bring me back something

Screenshot: No room for wokeness! @Wokenessisevil Notice how no one, not a single soul, has ever complained about the female gaze in entertainment. [photos show Hugh Jackman (Wolverine) and Alan Ritchson (Reacher) with ripped muscles]

This isn’t the female gaze. This is the male gaze. It’s men who are obsessed with the physicality of other men. Women, in the main, would much rather see a man who looks like he’d make himself a stack of buttered toast and let you steal a slice