Stevie

Stevie's Finnish observations (an irregular series): the ad screens here are flogging UMK and when you tell anyone why you're here, they actually know what UMK is and half the time have opinions on it.

You Decide this is not.

Has anyone here seen Martin?

Katie would surely have loved and understood UMK...

I have taken this whim too far.

What a concept.

Someone will have to tidy up after that closing ceremony.

Closing ceremony:

Mentally I'm still here.

Du kommer att bli assimilerad. Motstånd är meningslöst.

What is the Swedish for 'you will be assimilated. Resistance is futile"?

Or

How soon after the song release will we get Pete's clarinet version?

LOOK KATIE NO COMPUTER

LOOK MUM NO COMPUTER is certainly a name of a thing.

Make whoever's in charge of Team GB the UK's Head of Delegation at Eurovision.

In this essay...

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Oh, how did that get there?👀

Scottish Widows but make it Spanish:

'Frank, where are we on whether dancing soaking wet counts as water on stage?'

The Scandis do be liking their glass boxes at Eurovision.

I don't know what this segment is but I assume it's DR educating the Danish public on what they think is relevant at modern Eurovision.

This is also a phrase you never heard on You Decide back in the day.

Turns out the Danish for 'let's just fucking do it' is 'let's just fucking do it.'

Who knew.

I wouldn't vote for anything that involved tea on the kitchen floor. Most unhygienic.

I like Copenhagen Noir. Someone has to.

Excellent taste, sir!

Everyone gathering around to hear my thoughts on DMGP:

It won't take plaaaaceee, man.

Quick, Clifford, cancel the hotels while they're still refundable.

Manifesting half into a whole!