Shucky Darn

@margaret.bsky.social Have you thought about doing an episode on Jessica Mitford? You’ve got English aristocracy, sibling rivalries that go political, the Spanish civil war, working for civil rights in the south, taking on the American funeral industry, and singing in a pop band. Absolutely wild.

“Just MASSIVE badongas.”

I’m reading a big chonkin book on saints, angels, and demons because I’m interested in folklore and while it is very comprehensive, you canNOT tell me that a saint’s patronage is bowel disorders and not tell me *why*.

My no-lipped motherfucker of a governor, everyone.

Pythagoras looking at an A-frame house: fuck yeah

Reading newspaper comics while I eat Oreos as Giselle plays on the tv. There are worse ways to end the day.

[making pizza rolls]

instructions: heat them up

me: yes

instructions: let them cool

me: no

More sunflowers are turning ... We will see more media compliance and collaboration in the coming weeks and months, but hey, a little shame and mockery can still work wonders for now. (Until they don't care anymore, that's when you know the rules have been changed.)

Tweet by Aaron Lund, "Tulsi Gabbard and her staff tried their best to obfuscate the identities of regime figures she met in Syria but then accidentally left all the details in a publicly accessible Google doc."

who could be more suited for the role of Director of National Intelligence than such a master of Opsec

Brave yourselves for more of the like.

news orgs: if you’re not willing to call the Nazi salute what it was why should we trust you about literally anything

“mathematicians dispute whether two and two add up to four” level horseshit

Overplayed yet hard to forget?

Thought I had Oreos. Alas; no Oreos. I want to eat my feelings, dammit!

Amazing the red flags a person can ignore when they’re shown kindness after a lifetime of being treated poorly.

Hold on, Disney’s Hunchback is rated G? For TOBACCO USE??

The only good thing about Trump is he constantly demonstrates that rightwing politicians are not only Renfields who'll take every opportunity to crawl on the ground and eat bugs for their master, but most of them are too stupid to know how to eat bugs in a way that actually impresses their master.

I wish I had something intelligent to say but I have never felt stupider in my life. Shit's fucked

Still not over the discounted Stephen Colbert floor model @speakerjohnson.bsky.social capitulated to Trump about raising the flags for the coronation.

How empty and bankrupt do you have to be as an individual to be able to buy the world countless times over and still choose to be an asshole.

I’m a pretty introverted/isolated person, so it fuckin sucks that the platform I use to keep up with friends and community events is controlled by a Trump toe suckin spineless weenie richboy.

Has anyone done a rewrite/parody of “Before He Cheats” yet now that Carrie Underwood has torpedoed her reputation by hitching herself to the MAGAwagon?

It’s a stew and biscuits kind of day.

It’s insane that people have to take up time they could spend solving other VERY REAL problems to explain why Polio is bad actually.

“You can’t just kill people” to be clear you are FINE with people dying. You just suddenly give a shit because he was rich.

A casual survey of the parents at this cerebral palsy soccer scrimmage indicates not a lot of sympathy for murdered health insurance executives, on account of all the fucking grief they've caused each and every one of these people

After this children’s birthday party I will need a shut door and a stiff drink.

I have no idea if that’s the correct vernacular, but it should be.

I love that to go search for Sasquatch is “going squatching”.

Gettin ready to crack a nut

I really like the word “tincture”.