Sneebles

He looks like my cousin dave. Can you ask him if he knows dave

This is definetly not me

Yasssssssss

OwO. ~walks up to sign up sheet and put a shiny rock on it~

Me regarding costco after thinking about exchange rates - "It is cheaper to fly to Australia to get a $1.50 hot dog than it is to buy one in america."

Remember that when you buy energy drinks that are on sale, make sure you buy a second one and leave it out for your local kobolds. It's kind of like the milk and cookies thing for santa, except it's for kobolds.
Signed - definitely not a kobold who has an energy drink problem

there's a light inside your bold that's still shining in the cold

If you chase it from that way, i can cut it off when it tries to run away. There is no way we wont catch it if we work as a team

*bites you* yip
*bites you* yip
*bites you* yip
*bites you* yip
*bites you* yip
*bites you* yip

I just thought they were always confused as to which person i was talking about

I have been informed that owls neither have telekenesis, nor are they all fluent in spanish. Check your textbooks, fellow kobolds. They may need updating.

4 more you say?

Okay! I say, a little too enthusiastically

Meik would be the coolest dragon

chomp

@miyahgalaxy.bsky.social

We are also like cats because we love tummy rubs but will bite your hand for no reason part way through

Can confirm. One day, i will give you a lesson on how to breathe fire.
I've never been able to breathe fire, but you will probably get it right.

Fun fact: Dragons can make their kobolds do jobs and tasks that the dragon would rather not do themself. It's a benefit of having kobolds! 😄

However, this comes with a lot of responsibility, since lack of kobold supervision led to Boston's Great Molasses Flood of 1919. 😅

A drawing of a kobold seen from the back in a hi vis jacket, it reads emotional support kobold

New pin idea because every good party has at least one of these...

*nods*
Ah yes... i see

You can't spell kobold without old. My back hurts. You also can't spell kobold without blood, but im please to announce that it does NOT currently hurt.

On my way to sign up now

Little guy i love him omg

That sure was a week that just happened. At least im safe, and my dragon is safe. I missed all the silly pictures on this app. I missed interacting with all my new friends.
Sending sneebles snugs to everyone. Stay safe out there.

My dragon makes me feel like i can fly with how much my heart flutters just thinking about her.
She inspires me to be the best i can be, and she makes my whole world full of warmth and kindness.
She's a big dork and an absolute cutie, and i love her so very much.

kobold doing the Lady and the Tramp spaghetti kiss with you

🅱️obold

human: are you comfy, kobold?

the kobold, cozied up under four blankets with their head barely peeking out, clutching their favorite plush, leaning against their warm human friend: ~w~