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me when I deliberately arrive ten minutes late only to find the previews just starting

Honestly not sure. Part of the issue was the projectors going out twice and utterly fucking up the pace (which is obviously not the movie’s fault.) I dug the fuck out of the first hour, it kinda lost me in the next forty minutes, and by the time it ended I was so fed up I kinda didn’t care anymore.

Hm.

He’s literally just doing Dr. Evil bits now

“Weapons” poster

Now seated

Homer: 38 years old and this is all I have to show for it. Marge: You’re 39. Homer: (screams, whimpers)

me and my wife this morning

Maybe there’s nothing to it beyond “it was the 90s” but I’d love an oral history of Kenner’s Power of the Force line, where everyone is roided out beyond recognition

Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you”

Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”

jfc #cubs

the entire White House press corps is Lenny doing the “that’s our Homer!” bit at Frank Grimes’ funeral

Make it slower.

Moonfall (2022)
Dir: Roland Emmerich

Now more than ever.

1/ I was taking to @karinfischer.bsky.social recently and observed that these economic arguments are now useless. Everything is culture and raw power. And from that framework the economic arguments for international students may be a negative and not just irrelevant in MAGA eye. Why?

Strange New Worlds turned into Community so gradually I almost didn’t notice.

you vs. the guy she told you not to worry about

We finished The Return last night and I walked in from work to find my wife and neighbors had prepared an early Peaks-themed birthday celebration, including a series of customized clue cards that led to tickets to tour original shooting locations and meet the cast in Seattle 😖😖😖😖

I expect regular, recurring texts when you do

Craig have you started The Return

the timeline where David Lynch directed Return of the Jedi and very likely stops Star Wars dead in its tracks in 1983

You know how the TNG cast was not suited for their post-series action movies, like at all? The SNW cast is not suited for pastiche at ALL.

Wow this might be one of my least favorite episodes of Star Trek. Like not even “just Strange New Worlds,” I’m talking the entire damn franchise.

real bloodbath hours over here

peeking at LinkedIn today was an incredible mistake

Liberals can’t STAND that Maria Menounos is waiting for them at the movies. Does she live in the screen? Will she hurt you if you fail her trivia challenges?