He said we’d never see his face again if he lost to Biden. It’s not his worst lie, but it’s one that makes me angry every time I see him.

I’ve years carefully avoiding having to look at his stupid fucking face and now I can’t even see articles about TikTok without a photo- “this moldy orange says they’ll save it”

“Mommy!!”
“Hang on, it’s the bridge of All Too Well”

The Eras tour hasn’t even even been closed for two days.

Everybody’s scouring Luigi Mangione’s YouTube, Twitter, Goodreads for easter eggs. There’s Monopoly theories.

The people yearn to clown.

Sebastian Stan is a Romanian man in his 40s. He has seen Some Shit, at an early age. If he says Americans need to look at how we got here, that’s coming from a *completely* different place than the usual white American men wanting to normalize DJT. This is some bullshit.

Also truly loved when I was worried about Roe and was told to StOp bEINg SO draMAtiC 🤨

Thanks facebook, for reminding me about a 7 year old post captioned “No. No. NO.” Reading through the comments definitely wasn’t a terrible way to start my day. 🤨

If he only told the truth one time in his whole stupid life, I wish it had been when he said we’d never hear from him again if he lost to Joe Biden.

Feels like a pretty big red flag for someone to want to defund the American Civil Liberties Union, but sure, convince me you’re not the villain.

Do I wish I was still a person who was always sad to hear about murder? Sure, fine. But too many things about the last 8 years have fundamentally changed me.

Pair this picture with the phrase “master of transformation” and it’s giving magician. 😭

Restarting the song because some spoke during the bridge

I rewatched Will & Grace while on parental leave so there was an era where the theme song was the best thing to calm my baby down. Parental Spotify Wrapped is wild.

Welp, just referenced Bucky Barnes on an application so yeah, the hunt for a new job is going great.

Considering I only became a Swiftie last fall after 1989 TV came out, what a year it’s been