Matt Van Horn

Parabens, irmão!

Wish I could be there. I had no advance warning of my own promotion, so could not invite folks.

My back of the envelope calculation for me, between my first roommate situation in NYC and the last place I rented in the Bay Area was $666,000

Earth is healing.

My J3 against villain's Q8 on a board that goes: 3 J 3 Q Q

I love this game.
Check pre-flop, flop a boat, all-in on the turn, and then...

Oooh, I pre-ordered it - do you think Green Apple has it yet?

No wagyu for you!
(If I had only $60, it's all going to candy and cookies, and maybe some konnyaku jelly.)

Oh - I had them through work several years ago. Sounds like they've gotten even worse since then.

Ramapo Fault - Wikipedia

Came here to post this:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramapo_....

It’s surprising that you still can’t code your own face, you have to use some halfassed app workaround.

Tell me again, how many years in prison was Aaron Swartz facing?

The narrower one's field of expertise, the more one believes it applies to all other fields.

I wonder where I'd be if my high school attempts at wushu hadn't given me shin splints.

(Probably not a jiu jitsu black belt, so... fair trade, I guess.)

You look amazing with it already, though. And swords are way cooler than rash guards. 👊⚔️

2020 Mustang GT, in Shadow Black, seen in 3/4 view from the front driver's side, on a very sunny day. It's parked on the street.

What should I do with this thing?

signed,
the dog who finally caught the car

Do not get on this internet on the 20th anniversary of Katrina and rehabilitate George Bush I swear to god.

I'm not sure I understand Cat Peer.

Does that mean she pees on cats? Or like a cat?

We'd all have stronger immune systems if they just installed garden hoses everywhere.

"Hey Matt, I hope this message finds you well!"

This was a new one for me on the company Slack.

Bluesky This is a heavily interactive web application, and JavaScript is required. Simple HTML interfaces are possible, but that is not what this is.

Check out ‪@bookmark.cool‬ - DM them a skeet, and it goes into a feed just for you: (Feed: bit.ly/4fKFCwS)

Did Wrath do something wrong, is he being punished by withholding a weird spelling for his name?

I read it as "Phurry" - which may have been an improvement, honestly.

Why is Tohrment doing the Steve Martin dagger thru the head bit?

more like Zsa-Zsadist

Diddler on the Roof

Real genius is very rarely recognized in its time. Most of these folks would not know one if they saw one.

This. 👆🏼

I skipped one, and when I had the chance to skip another, five years later, I turned it down. I’d strongly recommend against it for most kids who’d qualify.

In memory Adam Nathaniel Yauch aka MCA, American bass player, rapper and founding member of the hardcore punkrock / hip hop group Beastie Boys, born on this day in 1964, NYC

Photo by Adam Plastik

#punkrock #hardcorepunk #adamyauch #mca #beastieboys #history #punkrockhistory #otd

Absolutely not.

I think golf courses should be like game reserves and we should be able to hunt the players.