Real Inner Donald

Nude bicyclists insurrectionists. People in Chicken and Frog Suits are ANTIFA. I stopped eight wars. Other countries pay for our tariffs. I am doing 90 deals in 90 days. And the Epstein Files, - WHICH DO NOT EXIST - are a distraction. God, I hope this propaganda works.
#DSM45 #MakeMeGreatAgain

Made Argentina Great Again > $20B of your tax dollars to bail out their government (and maybe buy me some hedge fund friends). Hope they like me now.
#IAmAmerica #MakeMeGreatAgain #DiplomacyByCheck

Mr Miller, "The voices telling you to hurt people, are they in the room with you now? Can you point to them? Do they also tell you to hurt yourself?

I’m NOT reopening the government.
They’ll start LOOKING at the EPSTEIN FILES and RUIN my show.
I don’t like those JUDGES and MEAN POLITICIANS telling me what to do.
I’m NOT gonna open it.
YOU CAN’T MAKE ME.
I’ll MAKE ICE STOMP THEIR FEET if I have to.

#GovernmentShutdown #Mine #EpsteinFiles

I shut down the government today. No Epstein files. No Democrat was sworn in from Arizona.
Thank you, Speaker Johnson, for doing my job instead of yours.
Now, more scary news from Portland and Chicago, please. Nothing to see on Epstein Island.
#ShutItDown #EpsteinHideAndSeek #DistractionKing

I ordered the Generals and Admirals to show up and listen. That was my “win.” Proof I can tell them what to do.
On the inside, in my costume of power, my posture and speech were just a show for the little scared boy inside, hoping no one notices. #CommanderCostume #ToySoldierInChief

Why silence Kimmel, Colbert and others? Because I live in stories of make-believe. If you laugh, it means you don't believe, and they collapse. Then I’m just a scared little boy in a suit that’s too big, stomping my feet, hoping Daddy says I’m a real boy. #Pinnochio #ImaginaryStableGenius

Border Tsar Tom Homan took a $50,000 cash bribe. Pathetic Rookie Move. Not the corruption — I love that. He should’ve set up a crypto fund to funnel the money, like I did. Still, I like drama. It keeps people looking away from the Epstein files #MAGGA #ArtOfTheSteal #EpsteinFiles

I need to brag about my winning. My Crypto company received $2 Billion from the UAE. We then allow high-tech AI chip sales to the UAE. Sacks and Witkoff negotiated both deals at the same time. I don't see a conflict of interest. Also, I can not smell my own diaper. #Denial #BlindJustice #Winning

Dutch late night TV has its take

Free speech is too painful. I can’t stand it. My little story in my head is all I’ve got to keep me safe, it makes me feel strong. When you laugh at it, it collapses. That’s why Jimmy Kimmel had to go. The other comedians, too. Their story hurts mine, and I can’t take it. #BigBabyPower #CancelKimmel

If you haven't noticed, I don't laugh. I don't make jokes. I make fun of people, but that's different. I belittle them, so I feel stonger. In short, I don't understand comedy. What I do know is Little Donnie has his feeling hurt by the comedians. All I see is they are mean to me. #BigBabyPower

Jeffrey was a good friend for years. It’s my card. My drawing. My signature. We had our secrets. We ran the streets, did what we wanted LIKE REAL BOSSES. But now it’s Epstein files, and my little kid is crying, "This isn't fair. We don't want to get caught." #EpsteinFiles #GangsterBaby #ScaredBaby

West Point was going to give Tom Hanks an award. I couldn’t let that happen. The voice in my head would’ve told me I was losing to him. Too painful to lose. More painful than bonespurs. That would never happen on one of my golf courses. #Mine #ToddlerTantrum #LittleCadet

I have to pardon the criminals. Makes crime seem okay, so I don’t look so bad. And if I profit from doing it? Even better. Dad would be proud of my Donations-for-Pardons business. I’m an innovator. And if I can’t be loved and accepted, at least I can get money. #PardonEconomy #MoneyIsMyLoveLanguage

They say I sold pardons for donations. Wrong! People donated because they loved me. The pardon was just me loving them back. It’s called loyalty. People against it just don’t get how approval and acceptance work in relationships. #TransactionalLove #PardonMe

National Guard is cleaning my name from the Epstein files.
Sorry, meant FBI deleting my name
I mean pardoning sex offenders and criminals.
Whoops, hiding criminals with distractions in plain sight.
Excuse me, I mis-spoke, I mean they are doing trash duty.
#FreudianSlip #Confession #PleaseSeeMe

“Got my photo with Vlad, gonna sign it and send it back.
Every photo we make, every promise we break, every war we stake
I’ll be watching you
Since you’ve gone, I’m lost without a trace, dreaming at night
I only see your face. My poor heart aches
Wanting you to love me back
#I'llBeObsessedWithYou”

So excited to see Putin tomorrow. My Father Figure. My preacher, my teacher, my everything I need to feel. I put my tiny hand in his and, for a moment, the empty place inside feels full. That's all I wanted. He understands me. Something Fred could never do. #GeorgeMichael #FatherFigure

I can send troops into DC on a whim. I can create a crisis from nothing. The important question though — will it distract people from the Epstein files I’m hiding? Power looks good. Fearful and Reactive people are easier to control. #DramaOverJustice #DistractionLeadershipStyle

Turn off satellites. Adjust the numbers. Keep Maxwell quiet. If I can control the story, I can control the show. Keeping people busy and away from reality is how I lead. And maybe no one will see how small I feel inside. Story Management is my Safe Space #ThoughtControl #Delusion #Distraction

The Supreme Court? Mine. The GOP? Obedient. ICE? Doing camp tours. I’m suing Universities and News companies that teach or report reality. And yet somehow I still feel like a frightened little boy who needs more. I think stopping elections is next #Compensating #StillEmptyInside #ControlIsMyTherapy

Some think the problem with Jeffrey was that he committed sexual assault on underage women with wealthy men. Actually, the really bad thing about Epstein is that he hired employees away from me. It's clear I care more about being personally offended than the country. #MeFirst #WhatAboutMe

If I don't like the labor statistics numbers, I fire the guy. I wish my image weren't more important than facts, but it is. If the truth made me look good, I'd post that, but I've trained my emotions and feeling good based on the story I tell. A story is good enough for you, too. #FeelGoodLies

Ghislaine’s been loyal. Quiet. That kind of silence should be rewarded. Justice is already blind, so why not gag her too? Maybe update the statue. Shorten the dress. I’m not guilty as a President for what Trump, the citizen, may have done. Different guys. #GaggedJustice #SplitPersonality #PardonMe

I’m considering pardoning Ghislaine Maxwell. Not because she’s innocent, but because she’s been incredibly loyal and hasn’t said a word about me. That’s the kind of silence we need more of in the justice system. Make Me Feel Safe Again. #LawAndOrder #KeepSecretsGreatAgain

My attorney at DOJ, who works for me, can make a deal with Ghislaine Maxwell. Only I can grant her a pardon so she has every reason to tell the story that benefits me. There is no conflict of interest between Donald Trump and the President. #ScrewEveryoneElse #ScrewJustice #EpsteinFiles

If you haven't noticed, I don't laugh. I don't like comedians, but I envy them. When you are in a deep state of fear and anger, nothing is funny. Everything is an attack. I try to make up for it with great hair and dressing nicely. #EpsteinFiles #NoJoy #NoHappiness

Confession: I just needed to feel like a god.
A wounded little boy inside, terrified, desperate to matter, angry at the world.
Power over others is a drug for the Ego. Flew him in a jet, and called it power.
Turns out, billionaires are just toddlers with NDAs.
#SubconsciousConfession #EpsteinFiles