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Expose the Conspiracy, acquire total Slack, YOU are a mutant. Don't look at the clock!

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This gives me the dumb.

07.11.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Meyers Fires at Trump at Correspondents' Dinner
YouTube video by Associated Press Meyers Fires at Trump at Correspondents' Dinner

Seth did a great job in 2011.
youtu.be/0oT_4RJx4G0

02.11.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
I Got Kicked In The Head By A Horse, So Decided To Become a Reform MP.
YouTube video by Supertanskiii I Got Kicked In The Head By A Horse, So Decided To Become a Reform MP.

Brilliant.
youtu.be/6YyYbhp8x2c

01.11.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Victor Shi posts: β€œThis was published one year ago. Everything is right.”
The image shows a New York Times Sunday Opinion page with bold black text reading:
β€œDONALD TRUMP SAYS HE WILL PROSECUTE HIS ENEMIES, ORDER MASS DEPORTATIONS, USE SOLDIERS AGAINST CITIZENS, ABANDON ALLIES, PLAY POLITICS WITH DISASTERS. BELIEVE HIM.”

Victor Shi posts: β€œThis was published one year ago. Everything is right.” The image shows a New York Times Sunday Opinion page with bold black text reading: β€œDONALD TRUMP SAYS HE WILL PROSECUTE HIS ENEMIES, ORDER MASS DEPORTATIONS, USE SOLDIERS AGAINST CITIZENS, ABANDON ALLIES, PLAY POLITICS WITH DISASTERS. BELIEVE HIM.”

It was never β€œTrump Derangement Syndrome.” It was also a clear warning of what was to come.

30.10.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4071    πŸ” 1106    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 29
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I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.

This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.

29.10.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 42356    πŸ” 13667    πŸ’¬ 1248    πŸ“Œ 1061

If you're in Kobe Saturday, you should absolutely check out Human Toys.

29.10.2025 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"What a fucking idiot!"
I made it to 8:15 this morning without saying this aloud.

29.10.2025 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cartoon: Status report LAST CALL:οΏ½ The Kickstarter for my new book, οΏ½ OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE , ends in threeοΏ½days (Thursday at noon). This is a compilation of the last five years in cartoon form, and will not be ...

oh hey also, it's monday morning again

www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...

27.10.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 306    πŸ” 78    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0
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Apparently, Mike Huckabee did not create this handshake.

28.10.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I checked my discover feed and it is completely devoid of moss. I'm kind of bummed.

28.10.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cartoon: White House renovations Support myοΏ½ Patreon οΏ½for early access and exclusives. Follow me on οΏ½ Mastodon ,οΏ½ Bluesky ,οΏ½

What's that asshole building?

25.10.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

Hold on to that feeling!

26.10.2025 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why does enshittification have a digraph? I think enshitification seems better and more concise.

25.10.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Trump Goes on Love Is Blind.... | The Rest Is Bulls*!t
YouTube video by Spitting Image Trump Goes on Love Is Blind.... | The Rest Is Bulls*!t

More news with puppets, please.
youtu.be/NwE10lcXg2I

25.10.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In the completion of what is now the country's most important architectural task I see the most significant contribution to our final victory. I expect that it will be completed [in a couple weeks]. -DJT, probably

24.10.2025 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow. i exclaimed "What an idiot!" and I wasn't referring to tacotits.

24.10.2025 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
ICE ICE Baby
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert ICE ICE Baby

youtu.be/v-RNhED7cHw

23.10.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Democracy Under Assault in North Carolina
YouTube video by Michael Garrett Democracy Under Assault in North Carolina

This is 18 minutes but very good. NC senate Republicans voted to strike it from the record when Michael Garrett finished.
youtu.be/r2bK5kmr1tM

22.10.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for the clarification that it was, indeed, a kidnapping operation.

22.10.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Trump Plaza implosion: The Atlantic City casino came down this morning
YouTube video by NJ.com Trump Plaza implosion: The Atlantic City casino came down this morning

Donald has a history of demolishing buildings. He's demolishing the East Wing of the White House right now because he is a tacky bastard with the most vulgar tastes. His casino below was demolished because he's an incompetent businessman with the most vulgar tastes.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IwH...

21.10.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 809    πŸ” 178    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 8

ICE goon on his day off?

21.10.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m no Trump fan but it’s not fair/necessary for his physician to reveal that the President has what most closely resembles a custom-built mobile bathtub that’s β€œjust for diarrhea” and that the secret service are responsible for making sure he’s β€œnever more than 30 feet from it.”

19.10.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 689    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 3
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I think I misunderstood the assignment.

20.10.2025 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi!

19.10.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Woman accused of brandishing gun at SC β€˜No Kings’ rally, police say A woman was arrested after reportedly brandishing a gun during a β€œNo Kings” rally in South Carolina.

Headline seems meant to convey wrong impression. The person arrested pointing a gun at the Myrtle Beach, SC, No Kings rally today was (checks notes) wearing a Trump shirt. Tricky.

18.10.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Why is "bee line" considered a direct path?

19.10.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Analysis: Brett Kavanaugh holds the future of the Voting Rights Act in his hands | CNN Politics After an impassioned set of arguments Wednesday over the 1965 Voting Rights Act, the question is whether Justice Brett Kavanaugh is willing to completely dismantle a law intended to ensure equal votin...

Brett Kavanaugh holds the future of the Voting Rights Act in his hands.

This is his chance to make up for all that boofing.

16.10.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 157    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 4

trump's little johnson.

17.10.2025 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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