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Video Banned on YouTube...
Three thoughts for today:
-It is now later than it was before.
-Various events are occurring in various places.
-The present continues to be the most recent version of the past.
The FCC and big broadcast TV does not want you to see this!
youtu.be/oiTJ7Pz_59A
Trump's lusty obsession with coal can be traced back to when he was told it is excavated by minors.
12.02.2026 18:38 — 👍 759 🔁 147 💬 57 📌 12This may shock you, but rapidly increasing numbers of government officials across all departments are grossly underqualified.
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Inquiring minds want to know.
youtu.be/pgo8NeI888A
This Weeks Onion Magazine: Onion Weekender 'It's My Hand' Muppet Puppeteer On How He Brings Kermit To Life
This Weeks Onion Magazine: ‘It’s My Hand’: Muppets Puppeteer On How He Brings Kermit To Life
05.02.2026 19:00 — 👍 1538 🔁 164 💬 16 📌 9When the President Shits His Pants
song by James Kochalka Superstar
SUSIE WILES, CHIEF OF STAFF: "These Epstein files are really bad for us!"
TRUMP: "Let's send ICE to invade Minneapolis!"
SUSIE WILES, CHIEF OF STAFF: "These videos of ICE in Minneapolis are really bad for us!"
TRUMP: "Release some more Epstein files!"
Yeti aren't freaked out as the world does not end until 7AM.
28.01.2026 13:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do you mean Greg "Soggy Biscuit" Bovino?
27.01.2026 14:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I always think the Stephen Miller is the most loathsome person in the Tump administration. And then Pamela Jo Bondi says something and I’m sure it’s her. And then Kristi Noem says something and I’m sure it’s her. Until Pete Hegseth opens his stupid mouth again. Until Donald tweets about himself.
25.01.2026 01:46 — 👍 2267 🔁 486 💬 229 📌 33Scientists Witness 2 Dogs Mating For First Time
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This is supposed to be funny, but it made me feel quite sad.
youtu.be/UQLRLm_EX3Q
17.01.2026 22:47 — 👍 16056 🔁 4193 💬 371 📌 157
Sucker MCs!!
17.01.2026 15:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She is a unicorn.
16.01.2026 14:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Have you ever googled "Stephen Miller buttplug"? Just wondering.
16.01.2026 13:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0His hands do look small.
14.01.2026 13:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0DHS Releases List Of Mothers Driving Cars
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How will this compare to The Room?
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A text exchange with a friend yesterday:
"This country is so fucked."
"Yep."
ICE told a woman to move her car then SHOT HER IN THE FUCKING FACE.
07.01.2026 19:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Every time I read "run Venezuela" I hear this song.
youtu.be/5j2eQUJczCc
Finally, technology has achieved what mankind has been dreaming of since time immemorial
27.12.2025 18:47 — 👍 149 🔁 45 💬 2 📌 0I don't want a lot for Christmas.
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Look what I found!
22.12.2025 16:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Get this on a mug!
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