Brendan Kennedy

Her: You better not be dressed like a wizard and trying to hide in lumber again.
Me: No way.

Also me:

#LiverKing arrested after threatening Joe Rogan

Dana White looks like if Joe Rogan got stung by a bee.

I hope no one tells Trump that this is a MS13 tattoo

It's so depressing that mammograms are a crucial part of breast cancer screening that saves lives instead of a messenger service executed by buxom lady folk.

Honestly, me too.

I'm autistic and look my dating life isn't perfect but I've at least never driven a woman to suicide with my sex journal

Being a chancellor must be exhausting what with all the chancelling

Trump diplomacy is like

Dude looks like a Persian pimp undergoing chemo

When you think opinions should only relate to personal liberties and the free market but don't realize that while you had the personal liberty to buy this outfit on the free market, you shouldn't have.

There's been a lot of pushback at town hall meetings where folks are holding Republicans to task for their complacency and/or participation in the gutting of the federal government.

The Republican response? Stop all the town halls.

For how it's spelled "incumbent" is a very fun word.

With that spelling you'd think people would be like "oh my God, last night was insane. Had me absolutely incumbent and twitching."

Sometimes as a person who tries to tell jokes on stage it's hard to find the balance between comedy and awareness of current events. Being the dick joke guy and the "only Congress can appropriate funds" guy makes people's brains hurt.

The thing that scares me the most about #JDVance is that he is clearly articulate and intelligent and capable of making rational arguments and using logic but still goes along with everything he used to acknowledge as complete bullshit.

Is this app all Elon Musk sycophants too?

Workers
Over
Kleptocratic
Elites

One of these people is the White House communications director.

Hint: It's not the former Vice Presidential candidate

Just RT’d this over at the Bad Place and it was like shaking a jar of red ants. #fun

I wonder when President Musk is going to name the Gulf of America to Gulf of X.

I don't understand what Facebook wants from reels. They have reels because they're afraid of losing engagement to TikTok, but the content itself is terrible. no personalized algorithm or humanity, just Indian and Chinese people cutting fruit.

Michael Fanone live on CNN: "This is what I'd say to Stewart Rhodes: Go fuck yourself"

Watching Elon like

Absolutely love the chonk of a tank plowed through the crowd and shoved that guy.

#battlehymnoftherepublic #inauguration

Melania already in mourning for some reason. #inaugurarion

I don't think women's value intrinsically related to their appearance, but why do so many Republican women look like porn stars trying not to age out of the business? #inauguration

Shout out to the Supreme Court justice showing up to the inauguration in sneakers. #inauguration

I feel like this inauguration is so white, they only invited half of Obama. #inauguration

#BillClinton looked like he was waiting for someone to serve him papers for being on Epstein Island.