Noah

“I Want My Boyfriends To Kiss” is going to be on my top 5 for sure this year. Or Full Frontal. OR Itty Bitty. Who knows😎

Found some Christmas ferns on my hike. So fun to see the plants we grow at work just chillin on the ground where nobody tends to them🤓

Squadron 1 reporting for haunted overload, bitch 🤖

Mini rant: if you ever decide to park your car on the side of the highway during rush hour: FUCK YOU!!!
Had to get that off my chest🤭

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Wandered around mount A this afternoon😎 cup is full now

The landing pad for all my plants the other night- a tad too chilly in the greenhouse for my comfort. They’re trapped in my dry ass apartment till May now🌵🍸🏜️

Thalictrum ft. Our first rainstorm in weeks😵‍💫

Since we’ve already established that the president can directly control inflation why can’t the current president just make the delays stop? Sounds like a total failure to me lool

Not mad at the timing of this glam shot of my Hoya curtisii🤷‍♂️ I luv the pot it’s in. Sadly it will be time for a repot in the spring.

Hermes, hermit, hermie, hermie herm, sweet baby boi, mister, lil baby, you little shit… the list goes on😸❤️

Not to mention flushing out the business side of it… yea not gonna happen. The honest takeaway from all this is that I clearly need to just clone myself. 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

Enjoying the last few blooms before the real cold moves in. Sadly I do not think the cut flower patch is going to be as big next year. Maybe a two or three rows, but probably only doing zinnias and stuff that can be sown directly. We all work our butts off at day jobs and I’m a student as well.

I’m starting to think 2012 was actually the end of the world, we just didn’t know the apocalypse would occur in slow motion over a long period of time

Garden phlox, orange blossom, hardy fig🍊 all along my morning stroll. Indoor plants are starting to capture my attention again as the outside stuff starts to look kinda… haggard

So, here’s to try #2, unfiltered, whatever the fuck I wanna post. Social media has BROKEN OUR BRAINS YA’LL

Shocked to realize I forgot the original reason I joined this app (there are MANY reasons)
Mainly I just wanted to fingerpaint on the internet without having to curate a vibe or anything at all, actually. Only took nine months to get right back to square one.

First some flowers🌺
Then, a mood board of these past two weeks
(Warning: Last one is extremely cunty)
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“Sorry brother this one’s mine” *shove*
“Hey man wtf! Sheesh”

The party of making up your own rules as you go shocked to find out it cannot tango alone🙌🏻

I get so excited when my cacti actually grow! It’s not every often this one pushes six new pads at once. Started rooting into the greenhouse floor as well😅 I feel bad it’s gonna have to move in a few weeks

Zinnia ‘Señora’, some seed-grown dahlias, a section of the flower patch, and a bee that I accidently brought inside with my cuts. I carried it back out on a piece of junk mail and let it crawl back onto a sunflower where it tucked itself in and fell asleep🫢🥺😭🫠💗🐝

Our reactions are the fuel to the maga fire. They love to watch us recoil at their heinous behavior.

If there is no percieved threat, then they have no grabby headlines. A few days of quiet will get them itching to stir a commotion elsewhere.

I must stare at the sphere to calm my brain, which does *that* when I try to pack for one night away🫠

Packing=squirrel brain

Me picking the flowers: omg they match my bathroom
Me 24 hours later: … they even brighter than my bathroom actually🕶️

I’m attempting to reclaim orange okay it’s still part of the rainbow😭

The way bees sleep on flowers… I literally cannot handle it✋🥺🫠😭💗

Bumble on Sedum ‘Mr. Goodbud’ (I think)

Obsessed with strawflowers🤩
*gets home late*
*decides to go cut flowers instead of making dinner*

All that hard work finally paying off! Zinnias, sunflowers, verbena galore. Of course I left the stray coreopsis and rudbeckias bc why not, the bees luv them