>Retranslation
Explain? ROM hack? Official release?
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>Retranslation
Explain? ROM hack? Official release?
Panel 1: An alien woman with green skin, red spiky hair, and a yellow jumpsuit with holes on the shoulders and a white 'spade' pattern on the top, is crossing his arms and has her eyes closed and her brow furrowed in frustration. She says "Why is it that whenever there's a fictional alien species..." Panel 2: She uncrosses her arms and leans and gestures to the side with them, continuing to say "Only the MALE looks like an actual ALIEN." Panel 3: She places her hands on her hips and looks forward angrily, and says "The FEMALE just looks like a CUTE HUMAN GIRL!" Panel 4: Shen is a what looks like a green tardigrade with a little red helicopter that it's using to suspend itself in the air, wearing pants on its last 2 limbs of the same colorscheme as the alien girl. He says "Sis I don't exactly wanna look like this either."
03.10.2025 12:23 β π 7016 π 1007 π¬ 57 π 23I still cant believe Panty and Stocking came to Texas and went to Buc-ees π¦«
03.09.2025 19:30 β π 2767 π 939 π¬ 9 π 5Steven Universe Future on the other hand, a deeply Jewish show. It asks the much more fucked up question "Is the suffering really worth it?" Steven is Moses, leading people to promised land but locked out of it himself because of the strain endured from being God's emissary.
13.06.2025 19:00 β π 1033 π 60 π¬ 19 π 6Max from Sam and Max. A cartoon white rabbit with gremlin energy. Subtitle: I always thought Rush was the Queen of Canada.
holy shit this joke is pure fucking gold
28.04.2025 22:05 β π 148 π 43 π¬ 0 π 1kagurabachi
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28.04.2025 07:36 β π 839 π 171 π¬ 5 π 0Nero! #dmc
27.04.2025 11:46 β π 735 π 247 π¬ 2 π 0spellblade for ICON
14.03.2025 20:11 β π 1612 π 342 π¬ 20 π 4ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked
13.03.2025 21:46 β π 17186 π 3326 π¬ 77 π 49A painting of a bird next to the words "now here's some bullshit I knew was coming"
14.03.2025 00:27 β π 534 π 117 π¬ 5 π 12This makes me so angry - because this translates to "I too would like to make a lot of money"
But let's be real. You would not have published Balatro.
You want a lightning strike- fund 20 games. Fund 30 games. Fund so many damn games that maybe you find the right field to be struck by lightning.
Publisher bizdev people at events like GDC and Dice trying to sign "the next balatro" should realize that, statistically, the developer of "the next Balatro" you need to be talking to isn't at GDC or Dice talking to bizdev guys seeking 2m+ in funding
11.03.2025 00:48 β π 2639 π 374 π¬ 28 π 68Pearl, but as a human--slightly less pale skin and hair, bangs swept over her forehead, and dressed for winter in a cardigan and dress, wearing earmuffs to hide presumably human ears.
#StevenUniverse #Pearl
09.12.2024 04:12 β π 1143 π 206 π¬ 7 π 0Pearl kneeling and looking at her hands while tears roll down her face, not quite sobbing as a young Steven hugs her from behind.
#StevenUniverse #Pearl
22.01.2025 04:12 β π 1637 π 257 π¬ 11 π 1Blue Diamond in a hoodie, taking a bite of a sandwich and causing all of its very slippery ingredients to fall out of the other side. A tear forms in her eye. Spinel watches from atop her head in confusion.
#StevenUniverse #BlueDiamond #Spinel
23.01.2025 03:33 β π 1359 π 250 π¬ 19 π 2A rendition of a Castlevania cover, featuring Connie dressed as Richter and wielding a chain-whip ending in a star, Steven with a cape and sword, turned away but looking back wielding a sword, and Rose ominously in the sky, Dracula style.
#StevenUniverse #ConnieMaheswaran #RoseQuartz
17.01.2025 05:38 β π 1215 π 287 π¬ 15 π 3Steven and Connie as blade wielding samurai in the rain, Steven in armor with a poofy sort of top-knot, and Connie in simple robes, ronin style.
#StevenUniverse #ConnieMaheswaran
24.02.2025 05:48 β π 1225 π 219 π¬ 7 π 0Lapis Lazuli in a hot dog outfit smiling at a Peridot in a soda outfit, who is scowling ferociously. Neither outfits have arm holes, but their feet do poke out the bottoms.
#StevenUniverse #LapisLazuli #Peridot
12.03.2025 03:07 β π 1789 π 378 π¬ 21 π 4guys love to say βdude my balatro run last night was insaneβ then show you a screenshot like this
11.03.2025 21:50 β π 19015 π 4000 π¬ 222 π 152Flashback to the time I was doing pipeline survey and came across an alpaca who was very interested in what I was up to. I made him into a meme.
10.03.2025 16:46 β π 76 π 10 π¬ 0 π 0A sunset lit shot of Pearl, Amethyst, Peridot, Lapis, and Steven playing a tabletop RPG together. Steven GMs, Peridot flips though a book worriedly, Lapis plays with minis, and Amethyst recoils from the fact that Pearl has put her whole ass foot up on the table as she roleplays out an action.
#StevenUniverse #Peridot #LapisLazuli #Amethyst #Pearl
10.03.2025 04:35 β π 2252 π 529 π¬ 23 π 1Fire ant
05.03.2025 04:57 β π 858 π 150 π¬ 3 π 3I appreciate the throwback reference
06.03.2025 02:05 β π 1533 π 191 π¬ 17 π 3What a photo.
Green must be the start of something, not the end.
Maybe spoiler? Just don't look too hard into it.
Quick and dirty Matilda Wilde because no one seems to be acknowledging the new best girl. Also, first time i convinced myself to do fanart in like 6 years
#huntertheparenting
Meanwhile in the nearest O'Tolley's during the 5th chapter.
#htp #huntertheparenting
It's been a long time since I read this comic, but it's got Baki level "oh, he survived because the body can do X" and everything's got a sexual bent to it.
It's a trip.
Those are the main characters, too, so I'm pretty sure this was a sort of "I saw his killing intent" type of deal.