Del Jay

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness.

No idea if this movie is good or bad, but that title/poster combo is an all-timer

Promotion/Relegation System

Gonna be so sweet in 30 years when people say Bonds wasn't very good bc he didn't have to play against cyborgs or Genetically Engineered organisms. Similarly, I can't wait to grumble about how "Pulsing Mass Of Flesh Firing Baseballs From Numerous Quivering Orifices" is in the Hall but A-Rod isn't.

This is exactly what the internet is for.

The one warning I will give is that it is intentionally doing a drop-frame thing with the animation, so it's not your feed that's choppy, that's just how it looks

I can't pay no doctor bills
but whitey's on the roof

It's so good! It took them like 20 years to find Dan Trachtenberg, who was the one to finally figure out the correct way to make a Predator movie: "What if the Predator fought a..." and just keep doing that over and over until it isn't entertaining (spoiler: it is always entertaining!)

AND we already got a four-star Predator movie this year!

well that's the cutest man-made horror I'll comprehend this week

a young boy wearing glasses and a blue sweater is sitting in front of a santa claus decoration . ALT: a young boy wearing glasses and a blue sweater is sitting in front of a santa claus decoration .

Bob Clark has made two of the top five Christmas movies ever and I think we don't talk about that enough

YouTube video by Film Trailer Channel Supernova (2000) Trailer | James Spader | Peter Facinelli

oh come on, you can't talk about Supernova without mentioning its utterly deranged trailer featuring Sugar Ray's "Fly" being used at least a half-decade past its sell-by date:

ICE done took my sister Nell
(But Duffy’s on the moon)

attn @krisferderer.com

On the one hand, I despise kitchen gadgets, esp. 1-use gadgets that can just as easily be done with a good chef's knife.

OTOH: :3

Hank Hill might've voted Trump until he found out Trump puts ketchup on his well-done steaks.

Boomhauer is a cop and ergo pro-Trump

Bill votes for whoever Hank does.

Dale has never voted, as "that's how they get you"

Every Indian action movie is just this over and over and it rules and is why Tollywood will eventually destroy the MCU

Photo of a sketch of a Neanderthal. The headline reads: Scientists Growing Neanderthal 'Minibrains', Will Connect Them to Crab Robots

Go for it. I don't even care any more.

• "People will remember our match until the end of existence!"
• match ends
• missiles launch
• the last survivors meet in the ruins as they die
• "Remember Henry/Sheamus from Extreme Rules '13?"
• Mark Henry descends from the clouds, makes the final inductions to the Hall of Pain
• Last Human Dies

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Without saying Malcolm X, fav Denzel Washington Film?

GLORY is a film that, back when terrestrial cable was a thing, I would drop everything I was doing if I was flipping channels and caught it on TNT or whatever, and watch to the end, no matter where it was in the film. Milos Foreman da gawd.

If Ignatius Reilly was alive today he'd be a redditor on a watchlist, down to the "girlfriend who lives in Canada, you wouldn't know her"

Surf is indeed way up

look racial and national stereotypes are bad, it's not funny to point at someone doing something that is typical of their race and extrapolate.

BUT

the top-rated show in Germany right now is a competition where they verrrry evenly divide things

I wanted my friend's daughter (6) to make the cover art for a book I'm working on called SURF'S UP, DRACULA! and when I told her the concept (Drac on a surfboard) she reached for her pens and I had to stop her and tell her I was going to pay her $5 because she was an artist and her art has value.

WARNING ⚠️ DO NOT PLAY URSA MAJOR ⚠️

"join our discord for more information on how" fuck you. go to hell

Crystal Method's "Name of the Game" and it isn't even close

I pulled the trigger on switching my search to DDG and my browser to Vivaldi about three months ago, and I've never been happier.