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Quirmian. With a lot of ‘avec’. Counting laps. Lazy, so writing software to do it all for me

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Fscking Hell. The "background verification" platform literally asking for my ID *and password* for the government website to check my previous employment is a new low I hadn't imagined

10.02.2026 18:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sounds like the, erm, adult version of the movie. Rat-à-couilles
Probably won’t eat at the restaurant, though

08.02.2026 20:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Aero setup question, though, have they tried with a 5mm trim and a gurney?

06.02.2026 07:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Couldn’t this be improved, like AI, with a much larger system? I seem to remember a very interesting proposal to use Glastonbury for this purpose

02.02.2026 15:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The AWS AI Assistant recommending I scroll through all sections on the page, and copy each value individually by hand, or take screenshots

The AWS AI Assistant recommending I scroll through all sections on the page, and copy each value individually by hand, or take screenshots

I wanted to export the settings for an AWS EC2 launch template. Couldn't find it. So I asked their AI Asistant

27.01.2026 18:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So I suppose car build delay will be brought up at the JIRA restrospective, and points assigned to a new user story for the next sprint?

26.01.2026 21:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“10 reasons teams do a car shakedown. The 7th will leave you speechless” vibes

25.01.2026 21:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s impressive how we’ve had an incredible Monte Carlo, with stunning images, drama, snow, fog, ice, fireworks, night driving that makes you hold your breath, spectators pushing cars back on the road, and… it seems to barely get any visibility?

25.01.2026 13:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Aitken doing an absolutely mega stint under the radar, there #IMSA

24.01.2026 20:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

First full lap under green! Drink! #IMSA

24.01.2026 18:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do not ever ask who controls a certain wind tunnel in Italy

13.01.2026 16:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Assuming we’re talking about the 2016 embarrassment, I wasn’t working on it at the time, but I know one team handled it in the software by having a developer manually eliminate cars every couple of minutes

23.12.2025 12:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ok, you’re in your safety car window. If you see a crash, torque map 1 and box. Watch the white line and remember to drink

20.12.2025 15:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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In the Future All Food Will Be Cooked in a Microwave, and if You Can’t Deal With That Then You Need to Get Out of the Kitchen Update 8/8/2025 – I wrote this the day before a certain post by a popular developer services company. I’ve seen some comments this is a rebuttal – it wasn’t meant to be! But…

It’s almost exactly this, isn’t it?

www.colincornaby.me/2025/08/in-t...

15.12.2025 09:35 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It is admittedly *very* rough, so I'm going to fix a few bits today

07.12.2025 15:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Something like this?

07.12.2025 14:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I need an option to apply penalties for the classification and scoring, don't I?

07.12.2025 14:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Pretty sure today Hamilton's "Plan C" is actually "Plan Sea. Park the car, head for the beach, grab a cocktail on the way"

07.12.2025 13:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kind of thankful I don’t need to support Lola anymore, there

06.12.2025 17:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do they actually start coverage at some point, or is it just ads for ITVX?

06.12.2025 13:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A bottle of champagne signed by Vettel. It's the bottle I opened in the Red Bull Ops Room after winning the Constructor title in 2010 (AFAIK the only bottle opened in the factory that evening). I have it because it was mine to start with

03.12.2025 20:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Another thing that didn’t help at all was that it took tv direction ages to show anything that happened. They had the time to replay the radio comm before showing that overtake. It also took them 3 laps before showing Alonso’s spin

01.12.2025 17:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My funniest would be Verstappen winning it, beating Piastri by less than 3 points

01.12.2025 14:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I don’t remember seeing anyone make a strategy call, there

30.11.2025 19:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That pit lane will be very busy at the end of lap 32

30.11.2025 16:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oui. D’après l’article il travaillait sur le 3ème tome

29.11.2025 18:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

8 for the winner, apparently #sorry

29.11.2025 14:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s rather processional, isn’t it #F1

29.11.2025 14:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man with a beard is looking at a computer screen with mathematical equations coming out of it . ALT: a man with a beard is looking at a computer screen with mathematical equations coming out of it .

Trying to work out who won the WRC

29.11.2025 11:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well, seeing the massive amount of sparks from the McLaren during the race did remind me of a Chief Engineer saying "the plank is not an additional wheel on the car, stop putting it on the ground"

23.11.2025 10:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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