Joey

Being a people pleaser with autistic demand avoidance has gotta be the goofiest thing ever and yet here I am doing it everyday like it’s my job

Can’t stop thinking of those tiktoks of moms who had babies in 2016 that only took pictures of their child with Snapchat filters. As someone that was 18 yrs old in 2016 and used snap every single day, that is the funniest fucking thing in the ENTIRE world. I would’ve done the same exact thing

If would be SO BAD if we reported fake businesses to ICE and the DEI tip line and overwhelmed their systems under fake names using VPNs that would be SO WRONG

And that’s when I knew, tiktok was gone

It is so fucked up that people just.. die. Like what the hell

His little hand on the bowl 😭

My favorite glee plots

1. Sue trapping Kurt and Blaine in an elevator to get them back together
2. The puppet fever dream
3. Grilled Cheesus
4. Sue marrying herself
5. Sue wanting to shoot Brittany out of a canon
6. Sue wearing a wedding dress to Emma’s wedding
7. Kurts single ladies performance

My favorite Muppets

1. Walter
2. Beaker
3. Sweetums
4. Gonzo
5. Miss Piggy
6. Swedish Chef
7. Kermit
8. Janet
9. Fozzie
10. Dr Bunsen Honeydew

My favorite sharks

1. Whale Shark
2. Basking Shark
3. Leopard Shark
4. Hammerhead Shark
5. Greenland Shark
6. Lemon Shark
7. Sleeper Shark
8. Epaulette Shark
9. Zebra Shark
10. Nurse Shark
11. Pyjama Shark
12. Spotted Wobbegong
13. Blacktip Reef Shark

Aquatic Animals (not species specific bc I love too many)
1. Alligators
2. Sharks
3. Nudibranchs
4. Mantis Shrimp
5. Jellyfish
6. Octopus
7. Crabs
8. Lobsters
9. Nautilus
10. Giant Isopods
11. Squid
12. Cuttlefish
13. Sea Pigs
14. Rays
15. Starfish

Saw movie ranking
1. Saw lV
2. Saw
3. Saw lll
4. Saw X
5. Saw ll
6. Saw V
7. Saw lV
8. Jigsaw
9. Saw 3D
10. Spiral

A thread of lists of things I love bc I’m autistic and love lists:

Get to know your mutuals: In no particular order, post 10 things you like!

1. Building my movie collection
2. Silly tv shows
3. Horror, camp, and romcoms
4. My cat but also cats generally
5. Cemeteries + the macabre
6. Aquatic animals
7. Cambrian period
8. Disco balls
9. Lime green
10. Chill games

If you see this, repost with your Mario kart main

She looks like an npc in a game that’s about to yell stop! and warn you about what lies ahead

An overlooked reason to fund public transportation and dramatically reduce car usage.

A saw movie where John Kramer plays a game with Evil Tech Billionaire and his fuck buddy Evil Politician

This would heal me

So fancy

Baby Billy calls to be let into your heart…

The way she remains unimpressed truly moves me to my core

a woman screams in front of a sign that says titans ALT: a woman screams in front of a sign that says titans

STEVIEEEEE