chelsea 🎃🦇

one thing we can never allow to happen again is making someone president who is rich enough to fund endless frivolous lawsuits

i think it should be extremely easy to get a job. what do you really risk just throwing me in the mix and seeing what happens? a few dollars in wages, maybe a few more in the unemployment fund? we both know you have the money. I’M the one who doesn’t have the money! because i’m asking you for a job!

Kavanaugh Stops

cowboy negotiating for some of my breakfast

Police officers who publicly declare that they’ll quit if a mayoral candidate they dislike wins the election are (1) usually bluffing—sure buddy, toss away that paycheck and pension—and (2) exactly the sort of cops cities would be better off without, ones who don’t see themselves as public servants.

Special education isn't a "nice thing to have." It isn't "charity" or doing something to make us feel better. It is a right. The right to a Free Appropriate Public Education is codified in the Individuals with Disabilities Education Act, signed by a Republican president.

Pretty sure I say this every Columbus Day, but getting hauled back to Spain for excessive brutality in 1500, just as the Inquisition was really getting fired up, is some genuinely Evil Guys Hall of Infamy material

Documents Allege a Federal Agent at Portland ICE Threatened to Shoot an Ambulance Driver Feds delayed medics who had come to pick up an injured protester. Then, according to confidential incident reports, the agents became aggressive.

In Portland, an ambulance was summoned to the ICE office to treat an injured protester (not clear how he was injured). But when the patient was loaded inside, ICE officers refused to let the ambulance leave and threatened to shoot the ambulance driver: www.wweek.com/news/2025/10...

this girl Gloria who got into my local newspaper for seeing Titanic 50 times in Rome and who I have remembered since reading about her in 1998

falling asleep to Trailer Park Boys leads to fun dreams

tim meadows in peacemaker saying “But you almost got Titties killed”

man i missed seeing tim meadows in stuff. just put him in your show and let him say whatever. it hits every time

Jojo the blonde and white pitbull sitting with a grey and white tux on with a pink silk bowtie

guys there was a groomsdog (jojo) he did a very good job

We need UN observers dog

"Sweatin' to the Oldies 2" begins with an FBI piracy warning that is a pic of a newspaper. And the photo of Richard Simmons within it appears to have him in some sort of Hannibal Lecter mask. But this came out the year BEFORE "Silence of the Lambs."

Did Silence of the Lambs rip off SttO2? 🤔

Jonathan Ross waltzes into the room wearing a massive brown striped sweater

Celebrity Traitors kicks ass. Jonathan Ross just walked in wearing a sweater so hideous I started yelling

If the US can ever vomit this stupid era out we're gonna need widespread all-ages education on basic facts like when you'd see old billboards or MST3k shorts advertising the concept of hand washing or being good. Stop Using Gasoline To Wash Clothes. Springs Are Ubiquitous & Essential To Modern Life

Antifa super solider Pierre Turbo kept close watch on Chicago Marathon runners this morning

here have another clip from Shakespeare in the Park's production of Much Ado About Nothing

watch it here: archive.org/details/xebp...

my favorite thing besides the wild concepts is getting to the end of the description and finding out what they're the mascot for

YouTube video by BlackLabProductions Monster Mash - Bruce Springsteen - Rochester, Oct. 31, 2012

I'm hyperventilating www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOoz...

i would love a future where all people being allowed to simply exist as they are in public is not considered a political issue

Holy shit someone uploaded the entire stage play adaptation of the Yakuza videogame series with English subtitles and it’s glorious and 500x better than the Amazon show youtu.be/Z2Msr4si6dU?...

a man wearing a hat and a suit says i 've been hurt and i want to hurt others Alt: Johnny Vegas: "I've been hurt and i want to hurt others"

just chipped my tooth on a Taco Bell nacho

How can we help? I want him free.

They’re coming out with a broken clock that’s right three times a day

a post by Alejandro Arbona: [David Letterman voice] "fraudulent labubu"

You know that I haven't seen in months? A fucking cybertruck. Fingers crossed they all went blooey.

Heees some Ibis enjoying the grass by the canals.

they should make a bizarro goku called ukog