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@billclinton.bsky.social

Parody, father, grandfather, not the 42nd President of the United States.

10,940 Followers  |  48 Following  |  339 Posts  |  Joined: 17.08.2023  |  1.5955

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Are you guys mad at me? Do you hate me?

05.02.2026 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Rest in peace my granny she got hit by a bazooka πŸ™β€οΈ

02.02.2026 11:14 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1 of paper = 4 of coin

12.01.2026 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

White people are putting each other in copper tessaracts on grifter TikTok.

08.12.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It was straight teeth btw

14.11.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 307    πŸ” 108    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 19

The democrats sell the aborted fetuses to the republican party who makes delta-9 carts for states where proper weed isn't legal yet.

22.10.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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The yodeling Walmart kid got shot?!

17.10.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green

30.09.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2790    πŸ” 525    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 40
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should bill do locktober?

16.09.2025 08:23 β€” πŸ‘ 103    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

Crazy that Halloween is on Friday the 13th this year, it's gunna be so scary! 😜

15.09.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
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My copy of king of the hill has an ad for robots

02.09.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

imagine ur a bloon and they tell u ur going out on round 1

28.08.2025 08:09 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everybody say sausage keep it going

25.07.2025 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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18.06.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
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I'm thinking suicide by cop

21.08.2024 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 158    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 3

i’m running for president

25.08.2023 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe later I will

08.02.2024 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need someone to bite me really hard

07.02.2024 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 171    πŸ” 117    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2
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I love when pallets come in like this. Had 11 tvs on this bad boy. 86x54

30.01.2024 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Refound my favorite pic of my dog.

27.01.2024 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Billionaires should only have $2 I think.

27.01.2024 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I got lost. I was following some ants and they took me back to their colony for a bit.

19.01.2024 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

please i need to see hank

07.01.2024 10:46 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

what streaming service do i need to watch king of the hill?

06.01.2024 07:51 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I killed him with a rock. Also the mcflurry machine was down when I stopped in there earlier today, will a Wendy's frosty work?

03.01.2024 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Starting off my 2024 lunch picks with mapo tofu. Epic meal epic swag

02.01.2024 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish I could eat floam.

02.01.2024 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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happy new years everyone :D

01.01.2024 08:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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