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Bill Clinton

@billclinton.bsky.social

Parody, father, grandfather, not the 42nd President of the United States.

10,639 Followers  |  49 Following  |  334 Posts  |  Joined: 17.08.2023  |  1.7106

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The democrats sell the aborted fetuses to the republican party who makes delta-9 carts for states where proper weed isn't legal yet.

22.10.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The yodeling Walmart kid got shot?!

17.10.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green

30.09.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2795    πŸ” 532    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 42
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should bill do locktober?

16.09.2025 08:23 β€” πŸ‘ 101    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

Crazy that Halloween is on Friday the 13th this year, it's gunna be so scary! 😜

15.09.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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My copy of king of the hill has an ad for robots

02.09.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

imagine ur a bloon and they tell u ur going out on round 1

28.08.2025 08:09 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everybody say sausage keep it going

25.07.2025 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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18.06.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
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I'm thinking suicide by cop

21.08.2024 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 159    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 3

i’m running for president

25.08.2023 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe later I will

08.02.2024 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need someone to bite me really hard

07.02.2024 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 174    πŸ” 117    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2
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I love when pallets come in like this. Had 11 tvs on this bad boy. 86x54

30.01.2024 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Refound my favorite pic of my dog.

27.01.2024 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Billionaires should only have $2 I think.

27.01.2024 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I got lost. I was following some ants and they took me back to their colony for a bit.

19.01.2024 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

please i need to see hank

07.01.2024 10:46 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

what streaming service do i need to watch king of the hill?

06.01.2024 07:51 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I killed him with a rock. Also the mcflurry machine was down when I stopped in there earlier today, will a Wendy's frosty work?

03.01.2024 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Starting off my 2024 lunch picks with mapo tofu. Epic meal epic swag

02.01.2024 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish I could eat floam.

02.01.2024 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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happy new years everyone :D

01.01.2024 08:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Buddy Holly came on the radio at work I feel like I'm in fortnite!

29.12.2023 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bud in the warehouse we chillin.

26.12.2023 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I got bar soap and edibles for xmas

26.12.2023 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need to get more furry art some time soon. Maybe as Xmas gift to myself

21.12.2023 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've noticed the customer usually isn't right.

21.12.2023 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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