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@itschazwiz.bsky.social

She/Her. Parent. Partner. Poulterer. Dog admirer. Tea enthusiast. Crumpet crone.

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We have sent people to space, vehicles to the depths of the sea, split the atom, and travelled above the speed of sound. How has *no one* invented a garlic crusher that I cannot break?

02.07.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A deep red full moon with thin trails of cloud across it

A deep red full moon with thin trails of cloud across it

A deep red strawberry moon through long grass

A deep red strawberry moon through long grass

Strawberry moon

10.06.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Pride to everyone except buses x

02.06.2025 09:46 β€” πŸ‘ 104    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Biscuit and Dumpling in cow parsley.

#gosling

11.05.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Orange moon this evening.

11.05.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A very pretty rottweiler lies in dappled sunshine on grass. She is looking beyond the camera. Her coat is glossy, and she looks ready to nap.

A very pretty rottweiler lies in dappled sunshine on grass. She is looking beyond the camera. Her coat is glossy, and she looks ready to nap.

Professional pretty baby and sunshine princess

30.04.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am genuinely sad for these silly people that seem so obsessed with what’s happening in the toilet next to them.

I’m not an especially smart person but one thing I know about people who REALLY know how to live their life is that they haven’t the time to waste trying to tell you how to live yours.

28.04.2025 09:29 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Neil Gaiman seeks $500,000 from accuser

www.tortoisemedia.com/2025/04/24/n...

This absolute shit piece is suing her for breaking her NDA. Not for defamation, but for telling the truth. Streisand-effect the man from here to kingdom come.

25.04.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Summer has officially reached Scotland! I've just seen my first swift of the year.

24.04.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I try to keep politics away from this account as much as possible. Trust me, I have many political opinions...

But

I want to state as clearly as I possibly can.

Trans women are women. Trans men are men. Terfs can get in the fucking bin.

That's not political. That's basic humanity.

23.04.2025 08:42 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Get on Netflix and watch Pangolin: Kulu's Journey right now. Ti's lovely, and the world needs lovely just now.

22.04.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Time to touch some grass
Open window, breathe the air
Defenestration

#haiku

19.04.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That thing when you clatter your knee so hard your patella leaves the solar system, leaving behind a tumulus of rent flesh and unaccountable swelling.

19.04.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry but I just don't feel comfortable sharing public toilets with transphobes. At any moment they could just demand to have a look at my gennies. The law should protect women's spaces from these creeps.

18.04.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 10041    πŸ” 1890    πŸ’¬ 95    πŸ“Œ 61
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Which means any protections afforded by anti- discrimination legislation for LGBT+ would no longer cover you as a queer woman.

Bonus: two transwomen in relationship together would be gay men by this logic. The list of stupidities just trickles on and on.

17.04.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just 1 of the stultifying knock-on decisions made by the supreme court yesterday in their choice to make transwomen *officially* not women:a cis lesbian in a relationship with a transwoman is now deemed to be heterosexual!

17.04.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Having excluded all trans people from proceedings before it, the Supreme Court decides in favour of For Some Women Scotland.

16.04.2025 08:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1695    πŸ” 536    πŸ’¬ 76    πŸ“Œ 101

Ugh. Trans women are women. They are not the enemy. All of this bullshit is such a distraction. If this much energy and money was put into improving the lives of people at the fringes rather than in excluding them, then we would be in a better place. We are not defined by the content of our pants.

16.04.2025 09:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A waxing gibbous moon, seen through the branches of a silver birch just coming into bud. The branches are stark black against a grey-blue evening sky.

A waxing gibbous moon, seen through the branches of a silver birch just coming into bud. The branches are stark black against a grey-blue evening sky.

Moony moony moon

13.04.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A lot sharper than Trump, but I guess in retrospect, that ain’t sayin’ much…

11.04.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Perhaps as a remote US booklaunch thingy @alicefraser.bsky.social could commune with D'Ancey and have her send out some signed flyleaf pages for people to tuck into their copies?
This might be a vast admin nightmare and too little time though.

09.04.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fun fact: eight in ten married women have changed their surname which means they don’t have a birth certificate that matches their current legal name.

Over 69 million women would have to get new IDs to vote under the SAVE Act.

The GOP is trying to silence women across the country. #HandsOffHerVote

07.04.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2025    πŸ” 933    πŸ’¬ 83    πŸ“Œ 92
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The cold, hard reality of having eaten your monkey-friend's face off: Mum might make you wear it briefly while giving you a stern telling off.

06.04.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Daytime moonings.

06.04.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooh-hoo-hoo, in' I naawwwwwty?

Hapless scrote that he is.

06.04.2025 12:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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To borrow a line from Rafiki: It is time.
I pledged Alice's book idea waay back in June of 2023 and hoped and hoped it would happen. Through tumult and the very worst courier (evri), here we are @alicefraser.bsky.social you did the thing!

06.04.2025 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thank you to whoever made this

03.04.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 33925    πŸ” 8548    πŸ’¬ 614    πŸ“Œ 411

I agree with all of this. Further, I think it is easier the cut off the nuances and grey areas of people, rather than expend the energy attempting to know/understand/empathise people with whom we would have no contact were it not for 24/7internet. It's self protective yet makes it worse every time.

04.04.2025 09:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I must have watched it at a friend's house then - we didn't get channel 4 until I think 96 when the local mast got upgraded.

04.04.2025 08:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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