Absconding Lavender

I honestly don't know what I'd do if I saw Svech at a grocery store.

I like to think I'd behave like a normal human, but there's a very good chance I'd just stop functioning and steer my buggy directly into an endcap of Funyuns.

It’s perfect. I love it!

Oh man I wish I had the skin tone for those colors.

I’m living in a tent this weekend, have a new book, and already made a friend (eastern garter snake). Hikes and hurling myself in a lake will come later.

No... nit's not, but it **is** was what Rage Against The Machine tried to tell us years ago.

**gasps**

It's exquisite.

Take this whole comment - all of it - print it out - hang it in the Louvre.

I know what they paid back in the 80s and 90s. I don't want to know what it is today.

I booked a couple of ocean front camp sites at SC state parks in JUNE for next April and May. You have to. My parents booked Disney World 10-12 months out.

I love booking things like that so far out in advance, you always have something to look forward to.

OMG you're putting me in the wayback machine. When I was growing up we'd go to Disney World for a week every summer. I can't even imagine what it'd look like now.

YouTube video by Fearless Records Ice Nine Kills - Thank God It's Friday (Official Music Video)

It's Friday. I'm going camping after work at Table Rock. They have a lake. It's not Crystal Lake, but I can't think of a more perfect song. I'll just let them be the soundtrack to my whole day.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VBb...

I remember that show! Saw it ages ago but enjoyed it - I need to toss that one back on the binge pile.

What's this one in a million plague? Can I get it?

Kinda got FOMO here.

I'm being NOT intentionally publicly vague when I say here, have these: **many many hugs**

You want someone to talk to or yell at? My DMs are always open.

Always.

Are whales still taking out yachts? Absolute legends.

I'd never been in one before Sunday. I, too, did the website thing. But I didn't want to mail my current watch in and wait a few weeks for the credit before getting another one, so I went to the store.

I was in and out in under 15 minutes, which was great.

"fine with being offline" -- oh yes, absolutely. I love it, and do it often.

"well-adjusted" -- LMAO

See, warnings like these are polite.

My dumbass went down to SC last weekend because they have the closest Apple store and it was time to upgrade my watch.

No one told me it was tax free weekend before school starts....

**comfort**

I have one hockey ticket in my digital wallet so far. It's just one, but soon it will have friends!

We're really close.

60 days: howmanydaysuntilhockey.com

I'm about 30% through the audiobook of False Comeback.

Let me say - without a doubt - that I am OBSESSED with Vince and Crossbody. I am in love with them, and I need this book to be roughly 47 hours long.

It's not, but I'll take what I can get.

Your brain basically committed a war crime with that one.

I'm so sorry.

It's Thursday, so multitasking is asking a lot. Right now all I got left is making toast - which may be pushing it.

By Friday I just pour some fruit snacks in my mouth and hope my body remembers how to chew.

...

How do they want it now? Do they want it differently? Actually, I can't remember how they wanted it the first time around. So I guess I'll just go find both sets of lyrics.

Oh I wouldn't care if it weren't -

I was just choosing Jensen over work.

Jensen always wins.

Huh, I'm at work.

Should I actually do work or should I

**hits play**

a black and white photo of a jellyfish swimming in the water ALT: a black and white photo of a jellyfish swimming in the water

I love jelly fish. I want a 500 gallon tank with nothing but jelly fish.

You can't fine people into common sense - trust me.

Source: I work with a defense attorney - we have so many return customers I feel as though I need to make punch cards - your fifth alleged crime is free.

It's truly something I love. If I'm up around 5:00 and want to drink coffee and stare at a wall for half an hour before doing anything else, I can. Or I can fold and put away laundry. Or prep dinner so I don't have to when I get home.

Or stare at a wall and drink coffee (it's a favorite).

That's a nice chunk of episodes.

Oh you will. All that extra time and not being rushed in the morning is blissful.

When is that show scheduled to be over? Once it is, I'll binge the whole damn thing.