If the stars and bars really represent resistance against federal tyranny, then now is the time to prove it. I wanna see Johnny Rebel on the front lines supporting Antifa.

Or maybe it was actually about white supremacy all along.

You know who never worries if they're the bad guy? The bad guy.

Ergo, if you are convinced you're the good guy, there's a good chance you're the bad guy.

Beer and ale, on the other hand, are "wholesome and invigorating" 🤣🍻

In discussing consumption taxes in The Wealth of Nations, Adam Smith mentions that the crown put higher taxes on "spirituous" (distilled) liquors due to their "supposed tendency to ruin the health and to corrupt the morals of the common people"

Originally published in 1776, Adam Smith's The Wealth of Nations alludes to the American Revolutionary War as "the present disturbances" 🤣🦅🇺🇸

Sometimes I wonder what happened to the Afghanis who collaborated with American forces after we abandoned them to the Taliban.

You dumb motherfucker, God gave you free will specifically so that you could handle your own shit and He wouldn't have to decide every fucking thing for you. Stop leaving things in His hands, it's disrespectful.

We are all capable of cruelty, but we only recognize it in those whose justification does not match our own.

Revenge is a confession of pain.

Musk tried to convince us he was real-life Tony Stark. But then he declared that empathy is the "fundamental weakness of Western civilization" and that he has to save civilization from its own empathy.

I think it's pretty clear he's actually real-life Thanos.

You were given the choice between war and dishonor. You chose dishonor and you will have war.
-Winston Churchill

Imagine Theoden demanding mineral rights or other compensation in exchange for honoring Rohan's mutual defense commitments to the people of Gondor. Fucking disgusting.

Who the fuck is still out here drinking from disposable straws of ANY kind? Grow the fuck up and drink like an adult.

The biggest, most advanced air force in the world is the US Air Force.

The second biggest and most advanced is the US Navy.

We could spend a lot less money on air superiority and still maintain a wide margin over all potential adversaries.

President Krasnov

I was in law enforcement. In our training they taught us polygraphs are utter horseshit, just a bluff to make you think they can read your mind. There is no "cheating the polygraph". Just don't tell them what they want to hear no matter how much they insist their bullshit machine says you're lying.

I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike

MoonPie renames Florida because ‘we can just do this now’ Popular snack brand MoonPie has renamed the state of Florida, because “We can just do this now!”

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If the price of eggs keeps going up they're going to have to start offering optional insurance on your purchase at checkout.

The silver lining of egg prices increasing 400% is that the bougie eggs have not increased in price so now I can buy them without feeling like I'm overspending. In some cases I'm actually *saving* money buying the bougie eggs.

No act of defiance is too small.

Done

Done

You die twice: once when your physical body dies, and again when the last bit of harvested data from your life impacts a sales decision.

Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal

Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal
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Does GMC have to change the name of their truck to the Yukon McKinley?

In case you find yourself wondering where Adam "Invisible Hand" Smith would stand on tariffs, well, they're the main thing he was talking about not having when he illustrated how much better free markets are.

When I get sick, with the swelling in my throat making it painful to swallow and the mucus in my airways making each breath feel like waterboarding, I consciously focus on how much I'm going to enjoy these feelings going away. And then when I get better, I like to bask in the glory of breathing.