what in the goddamn

so when a basketball player has more gravity it means they're a more important player but when i have more gravity im "obese" ok yeah sure

*transfeminem voice* not all trannies hate men, but i do, so fuck him and fuck him too

does your wife know she's gay?

basically every time i listen to this i bust and 19 minutes is incredibly fast for me these days

ppl b wearing "death before dishonor" shirts at their job where their personhood is repeatedly and relentlessly desecrated

aromatherapture: It Smells Like Upgod In Here

imo all trade secrets ought to be exposed immediately

i hate how hecking problematic this world is...

just heard that new joyce manor. starting to fw music again

its so weird when strange women call u honey over and over with no southern accent

ngl beans on toast went hard this morning

slop music guys arent "prompt engineers" theyre suno wrestlers

*waking up from 10 year coma* im gay lol

life as a tranny shouldnt be so rough

AI girlfriend that stabs you to death with kitchen knife for banging that disgusting meatbag

he seems like a nice boy

asshole dad shouting at his wife's pussy "i didnt cum here to make friends"

the Empty Feeler has logged on

is there a word for the bias toward believing current events are more unique or special than they actually are

no yeah for sure, leaving the tv off for a few hours on a sunday will definitely stop fascism in its tracks

what the bleep dude.

head is like ball neck is like tee

hi sorry yeah hi im new in town can you point me in the direction of the nearest opium den?

in florida they warn you if it's gonna be 34 degrees with roughly the same urgency as an amber alert

putting my fucking disgusting alien feet on the wicker back porch coffee table next to your natty light and 305s

basically all my life i wanted to learn to like other people

FACT: you got a hex all in your shit making it all cursed and whatnot

sorry btw

i need a cattle gun shot straight in my ear hole

more like MISanthropic because tech???? uh, yeah, thats bad for humanity ooookayyyy