What's your placement record like? I thought we were supposed to DM Tiger Mom and whatshisface.

This is also a way to evade requiring applications through USAJobs. It accelerates ideological vetting and embeds ideologically motivated lawyers, regardless of skill, qualification, or merit more deeply into professional machinery of the DOJ.

What if you just said he gives cows a bad name and left it at that?

Throw a lit match on it and see what happens!

Came here to say this. And to wonder how the building permits work with the soil underneath those luxury condos (2br starts at 6k, pay extra for use of building amenities).

This is what scares me. What are the clearest signs you see here?

They're still grabbing people off the street in Northfield. It is disgustingly un-American.

Unpopular opinion: disbanding ICE dramatically increases the likelihood that Trump forms his own private militia. That's the last thing we need, given the fact that the crimes he has committed make it clear will not leave office voluntarily. Better to change their jobs and keep them on the payroll

You mean we have to use Lexis? It's so...red! Not soothing blue.

When you say it was clearly dysfunctional, what are your top three dysfunctions? Do they lead to populism? Are they the same dysfunctions that lead to the success of non-populist autocracies like Russia? (And I guess, do you think of China as populist, or simply nationalist, or neither?)

The worry is that we're at least six inches in and no plow on our street yet....This is kind of a test for the Wonder Kid. I really really hope he passes.

Whoever the lawyer is who is out there putting together declarations and gathering evidence to build the record: thank you.

Came here to say this but you beat me to it.

Which member of this group knows with certainty he will be pardoned?

It is difficult to think of CECOT and Kristi Noem and feel compassion or mercy or anything less than utter revenge.

I am sad about my friend who has finally landed an AUSA job. Hateful for the people who went to law school with me and are proudly accepting jobs at the DOJ/in the admin. And confused for the ones who have been working for government for the last ten years and haven't been forced to decide.

Thank you for all the hard work you (and your team!) have done. It's an exhausting, thankless effort.

It's the mud that will get you in Russia!

Can I order one on the internet?

Are you too suffering from bean club overload? It's like when you get eight pounds of lettuce in the CSA, except they just keep coming.

On the Greenland threats and Minnesota and ICE in general, the more crimes they commit, the less willing they will be to leave office. Taking Greenland is a way of saying: I will do everything possible to avoid the transfer of power. Because we would just give it right back, with reparations.

Is that Gavin Newsome's ex-wife you're mocking?

Interesting talk with my Gambian taxi driver about whether Mamdani is African.

This is what Miller means when he says, "We live in a world in which you can talk all you want about international niceties and everything else, but we live in a world, in the real world, Jake, that is governed by strength, that is governed by force, that is governed by power." Killers, all.

The more crimes they commit, the more unwilling they will be to leave office.

I hear you, but I could imagine targeting the straight, white, heteronormative, racist, bigoted bloodthirsty pieces of shit on the basis of their identity and advocating that one stand one's ground. Which maybe isn't protected maybe but is entirely justified.

Fuck Miller. Fuck the killers in Iran.

Miller: “We live in a world in which you can talk all you want about international niceties and everything else, but we live in a world, in the real world, Jake, that is governed by strength, that is governed by force, that is governed by power,”

Why doesn't anybody juxtapose the reports from Iran with the comments of Stephen Miller?

WSJ: In Mashhad, victims include Mahdi Salahshoor ... He was shot by a Kalashnikov rifle the night of Jan. 8...

In ... Bushehr, a husband and wife were killed ... They left behind two young children.

Counsel,
Your introductory statement is disingenuous. You are manifestly indifferent to my well-being. It appears to be of a piece with your conduct in this litigation. We will be seeking sanctions for your misrepresentations.
&c &c
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