Dj Khaled OFFICIAL 🔑

we da best!!!!

NYPD = armed thugs

@nytimes.com publish this. #freeluigi FUCK YOU

i hope every NYPD officer that participated in that staged perp walk gets shot in the head by a random passerby next time they go out in public

that’s me. we the best!!!

reading a fortune cookie: “you are the master of your destiny”

(whispering loudly) slayyyy

the zaza got me connecting the dots

The light bulb in my fridge died, now my fatass can’t even see the food

full CEO shooting video since all other media won’t let anyone post it! enjoy the fap material

don’t make me say it

the voices in my head be making valid points

fuckin sippin on fuckin johnny walker in the fuckin war room with tristan tate

bring out the whole ocean!

we boofin estrogen

was Robert E. Lee asian?

GATORADE!

there's going to be terrible darkness in your life

im rap game hitler

I'm pissing and drooling all over myself
Howling and itching to take lives

i’m fat AND stupid!

shawty massage it like a gogurt

i’m having urethral bloating

my vas deferens is backed up make my penor feel better

do you think they have an area 51-esque area that’s basically the library of alexandria of foreskins- where they keep every single baby foreskin that’s ever been circumcised?

i don’t know what or who you’re talking about. would it be funny if i did it?

watching some retarded woman try to parallel park 👍

might be fat but we still the best music!

white guy walking into a mixed race bar in the 1950s: the vibes seem off here

when it is our turn we shall not make excuses for the terror