Nick Birkett

this was the gameboy my mom got me

Tau changes today are really sick. Also less confusing to explain to somebody else. I picked a good "time" to "get into" 40k

the fungus i use the most is definitely Corpsejack (my goat), but a personal fav is easily Marionette.

"bavarian cream turnover" DOES sound like a sex act. had one this morning

all time top episode of hotel hell is the one where Gordon's just like "this hotel isn't working AND you have no bitches" and there's a whole subplot where he gets the guy a date

me: so how's the bitch back home?

my friend, who's a Yorkshire Terrier: i love her. she's the light of my life

she krusty on my krab till i secret formular

my sultry hips have been banging into tables and corners a lot today. damn this voluptuous body of mine

knowing that last part makes me feel better about it. thanks Shivam!

I love Tymna as a casual. I don't like that the first reprint in half a decade she gets takes away her blackness and womanhood. its cringe, tbh.

showed a girl my hair today and she asked me what my secret was. didn't know how to answer, so I just said "don't cut it"

i like the normal travelling chocobo art more than the alternate ones, but i also like fun colors. i doubt we'll get an ext. art of the normal under these circumstances, but it's what i want

i'm so embarrassed man. girl brushed past me on the subway and i giggled like the pillsbury dough boy. i can't do this anymore

heh, nice try fellow fan. but i've pathologized YOUR niche into seeming psychotic, and MY NICHE into seeming based. now everybody on this twitter thread will know i'm better than you

i know this barmaid asmr is supposed to make me feel relaxed but there's NO WAY I'm gonna be able to eat this big ass loaf of bread. how will i save room for my meal.

guy in aliens: HEY! that's my emotional support hostile alien species >: (

i'm very much a devil on your shoulder typa guy. yeah you SHOULD have some ice cream, today sucked. SKIP the gym and sleep in this morning, it's not going anywhere. yeah hot cheetos do sound good rn

took many years to get the confidence required to check my ass out in the gym mirror but here I go

been playing Rise at the laundromat to pass time. game's perfect for that, and super fun. glad Wilds' being fun brought me back to this game.

looking forward to Sunbreak, I've heard a lot of really positive stuff about it

he also gave me a plate off of carving. safe to say Zinogre is my friend : )

I meant "friend that's too woke", got ahead of myself there.

maybe I'm the friend that's too weird, but responding with FINALLY when somebody starts an of feels strange. I get you're trying to be supportive, but it just sounds like you've been waiting for AGES to see those nudes. very odd.

...chappell...

watching someone play Nier Replicant and this game looks fuckin awful.

perhaps it just doesn't appeal to my sensibilities

the key to being funny online is doing it in as few words as possible

took a rear view selfie and looked really worried about somethin

please don't mind the autocorrect referring to the Tuskeri of Kaldheim. I like Kaldheim

rate my grocery list

the most powerful nations in the world don't take the welfare of actual human beings seriously. choke on AI and die please

fascism is here. rightwingers do not believe in laws. they must be punished for this