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Guy Rozen

@holyeggplant.bsky.social

Gamer, developer, family man. Not necessarily in any order. Had a thing with eggplants before it was inappropriate.

55 Followers  |  218 Following  |  95 Posts  |  Joined: 19.08.2023  |  1.5977

Latest posts by holyeggplant.bsky.social on Bluesky

No no, thank *you*. This shall adorn my finest wall.

14.01.2026 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy wow that Doot in the Night image. I immediately hopped on your site hoping to find a print, to no avail. Is that a thing via some other venue, perchance?

13.01.2026 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was this the best time to turn down job offers on Linkedin? Probably not. Did I allow myself to have a bit more fun than usual? Absolutely.

22.10.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just got a call from a representative of my most reviled insurance company. There's a ranking.

Had a chance to compare them to Hitler, the Devil and a criminal syndicate so I feel it was a productive call.

10.09.2025 08:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

While I think I feel fine, I had all sorts of indications yesterday that I might be coming down with something. Ill omens, quite literally.

I wish the human body outputted better metrics. I'd be down with a "check engine" light popping up on my forehead.

03.09.2025 10:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Appreciated, though AI was one of the other reasons I ditched Duolingo. I can't be bothered to second guess my tool. It needs to be artisinal and master-crafted.

01.09.2025 06:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nativshark is absolutely the bomb and I cannot recommend it enough.
I have never known so much Japanese in my life.
It's so much better than Duolingo it's not even funny. The main reason being that Duolingo is terrible for languages that are very alien to the ones you already know.

27.08.2025 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Kids have been on a Spiderman craze lately so of course we just watched Across the Spider-Verse. Man that movie slaps.

Bonus - I now get to try and figure out which part of my setup couldn't quite handle the more visually intense scenes.

25.08.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Appreciated, but while my steam library is vast I try to buy as many things as I can on GoG. Still workable, I am sure, but I never mind not having to fiddle.

14.08.2025 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, why would I want to just stand up and go to the kitchen when instead I can say "I want to stand up and go to the kitchen" and hope that happens and I don't end up drowning myself in the toilet instead?

14.08.2025 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks for the info. I have no doubt this is inevitable and knowing it's not that terrible helps. Also, I guess anything I won't be able to use will be offset by my OS not being a hostile pile of garbage.

14.08.2025 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honest question, how much of a hassle was it? I'd never look back but all the things I like to do with a PC are ridiculously easier to run on Windows (mostly games, I'll admit).

14.08.2025 18:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Every Reason Why I Hate AI and You Should Too maybe it's anti-innovation, maybe it's just avoiding hype. But one thing is clear, I'm completely done with hearing about AI.

I like agreeing with things, and boy do I agree with this: malwaretech.com/2025/08/ever...

06.08.2025 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trying to decide if my kids will be delighted or horrified. These are wonderful.

25.07.2025 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love how if you make enough changes in your codebase it will look like git is fed up with your shit.

Me: I created a whole bunch of files and moved some older ones around.
Git: $โœ˜ยป!?

22.07.2025 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This absolutely exudes CAIN energy. Bravo.

22.07.2025 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Having mulled it over, the only shortcoming the game has is that none of the bots you can rescue reference God Hand. I hope you appreciate this thrilling epiphany.

18.07.2025 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A picture of my accumulated Astrobot trophies. It's all of them, you guys. This game is so so *so* good.

A picture of my accumulated Astrobot trophies. It's all of them, you guys. This game is so so *so* good.

One of those games that absolutely deserves it. If Astrobot is a joy you can experience, I implore you to do so.

17.07.2025 23:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't doubt that you know it, but these are absolutely stunning.

06.07.2025 05:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is physically impossible for me to hear "drag & drop" and not think "ah yes, dragon drop".

19.06.2025 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What an exhausting time to be alive.

28.05.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy hell those stickers are *fire*.

10.05.2025 10:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I friggin' love technology. Who needs eight hours of sleep when instead you can be up losing your marbles over why your AV receiver no longer automatically switches to the appropriate audio decoder.

09.05.2025 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ditched these chumps during one of their previous waves of asshattery and couldn't be happier. They really do seem hellbent on going from bad to worse.
For Japanese - I highly recommend Nativshark.
Now I just need to find my kid something good for French. Suggestions are wildly welcome.

29.04.2025 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Minishoot' Adventure by SoulGame (of which only @severin-soulgame.bsky.social seems to be here) is a metroidvania but also a twin stick shooter. I've never run into that combination in the past, personally, and I assure you the whole is greater than the sum of its parts. A tight and enjoyable game.

18.04.2025 08:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Two games down through @fellowtraveller.games's "Hits You Missed Megabundle" and both were absolute bangers.

Shogun Showdown by @roboatino.bsky.social is a delightful rogue-like deck-building thing. The decks are very lean and each card (or rather, tile) really pulls its weight.

18.04.2025 08:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The secret to laser tag is twofold:
- Shoot everyone
- Be everywhere

17.04.2025 19:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't post much, which is why I hope you take me seriously when I come here during the witching hour to tell you that @mandragoragame.com's game really took me by surprise. I mean I knew it looked good but when I spun up the demo I was woefully unprepared for how much I'd enjoy it.

06.04.2025 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry to hear, as you certainly don't deserve this mess.

03.04.2025 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*A chunk of solid ice containing my nose falls down on the floor and clinks loudly*
Oh right, I'm not wearing my neck-warmer.

27.02.2025 10:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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