Chel Rae

“America right now is like if Ryan Murphy got a hold of the script to House of Cards” - @icanthaveshrimp.bsky.social

Nitrous trevor, he is still called to this day 😂😂😂

pronouncing lgbt to rhyme with skibidi

Believing that billionaires are looking out for the rest of us
is a self-destructive delusion.

Eric told me that he had a dream last night that he bombed a job interview because he answered every question in character as Richard Nixon but realized halfway through he didn’t actually know enough about the sixties and had to improvise 😂

Gotta love how the left is too demographically insignificant for mainstream centrist parties to bother to appeal to, yet also so large and powerful that we are to blame each time the centrist party doesn’t win.
A true paradox for the ages.

Same

I’m so sorry you had to experience this hate crime against Italians

Just kidding Devour Feculence is gonna be my punk band name. #severance

@icanthaveshrimp :damn that was a loud shid
Me: oh no did you hear me shidding
Eric: no I mean I am smelling it loudly

make it stopppppppppp

Yesssss

Shit @icanthaveshrimp.bsky.social says

America’s self-awareness problem and abject hypocrisy is particularly obvious in Super Bowl commercials.

Half of America lives in willful ignorance and celebrates a version of America that is only real in the hallways of advertising agencies.

Light me up from the inside 💀 @icanthaveshrimp.bsky.social

I’m buying myself the nicest bottle of champagne I can afford the day them senate stairs finally get Bitch McConnell for real.

Conservatives warning about George Soros but make the footage Elon Musk

Genocide was the final atrocity of the Nazis, not the first. But they were Nazis the whole time. Do we need to wait for the unthinkable to call this what it is? There are no Republicans left, they are the MAGAs and they are repeating history.

Me to democrats the last two weeks

a bold strategy to have your most punchable-looking little twerp do your most punchable crimes for you

this is what i meant when i asked if the nazis were this embarrassing lol

Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.

Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.

Control your controllables is the only advice I’ve been able to offer. You can’t fix everything you can just examine what you can do with your best efforts 😩

Fetid Moppet is gonna be my new punk band name #severance