@badmarymac.bsky.social
• Punk • Ska • New Wave • Rock Musicals • Snacks • Muppets • Glitter • Anime • Good Vibez 💜 Singer of @badmaryband.bsky.social
It’s tech week!! Spamalot opens this Saturday at CMPAC 🧜♀️✨🐠⚔️🥥🐰
www.cmpac.com/shows/spamalot 🎟️🎟️🎟️
I have five open drinks on my desk right now.
Three is the norm.
We have entered five territory.
HOLD ON, KIDS.
This is just an appreciation post for Belvita breakfast biscuits - idk if I would be alive without them right now.
06.02.2026 16:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
HEY FRIENDS! Want 20% off tickets to Spamalot???
Use code BRIGHTSIDE now through 2/8 🧜♀️✨⚔️🐰✨🥥
Get your tickets here: cmpac.com/shows/spamalot/
The Muppet Show was perfect. 💚
05.02.2026 15:11 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0I still don’t understand how they make my seltzer taste like a melon.
21.01.2026 17:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you see this say hi. 💜
18.01.2026 18:33 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 9 📌 0
Lightening the mood.
The Muppets (on Ed Sullivan)
“Mahna Mahna”
Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese?
10.01.2026 19:36 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Pac-Man!
30.12.2025 18:55 — 👍 110 🔁 26 💬 7 📌 0I took no fewer than 300 pictures this weekend. I have posted:
One. (And it was one someone else took)
🙃
The forearm is always the best place to keep spare lyrics.
22.12.2025 02:29 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The greatest trick a Muppets Christmas Carol ever did was convincing the world there were two Marleys.
19.12.2025 13:14 — 👍 121 🔁 17 💬 11 📌 3
you better watch out
You better watch out
You Better Watch Out
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
SO DID YOUUUU - my heart grew three sizessss
20.12.2025 07:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0HI I LOVE YOU 💜💜💜💜
20.12.2025 07:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0BAD MAAAAAAAARY!!!!!!!! @badmaryband.bsky.social 🎄
20.12.2025 03:19 — 👍 40 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0The Pizza Cats ft @badmarymac.bsky.social 🥰🎄
20.12.2025 05:01 — 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0@mikestaub.bsky.social sounds like Sunday!
17.12.2025 03:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
SUV marked for Canton (MA) Animal Control parked in a driveway. A large tabby housecat with a collar is hanging on the rear passenger door and peering in suspiciously at the inside of the cabin.
Become ungovernable
17.12.2025 01:15 — 👍 16614 🔁 3109 💬 165 📌 134Same - please report back?
17.12.2025 03:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m pretty sure that the people who don’t put the shopping cart back are the same people who don’t use their turn signals.
But I could be be wrong…
One of my friends missed witnessing this by about ten minutes.
15.12.2025 12:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The most efficient way to make sure I clean the whole entire house is to give me a seating chart to create in Excel.
I will apparently do literally ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING ELSE before I start working on a seating chart….
I would breathe so much better if I just stopped LITERALLY HOLDING MY BREATH FOR NO REASON WHY AM I DOING THIS?
12.12.2025 22:05 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Thank you @bigtakeover.com for this review of LAST CHRISTMAS ! bigtakeover.com/recordings/b...
12.12.2025 13:33 — 👍 11 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
Thank you to @punknews.bsky.social and @emmoore.bsky.social for the video premiere of LAST CHRISTMAS! Available tomorrow!!! See the exclusive premiere here! www.punknews.org/article/8713...
08.12.2025 15:51 — 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
Last night’s show fit. I’ve decided I’m a glam praying mantis. (Raccoon shirt by @badmaryband.bsky.social)
07.12.2025 16:31 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Ten days into my Back to the Future advent calendar, and today we got:
Clint Eastwood!
A man and woman sitting by a christmas tree wearing matching, black and red plaid pajamas. The man has long hair and is playing a trumpet, the woman is wearing glasses. Text on the image says Bad Mary - Last Christmas
HEY FRIENDS! DO YOU WANT TO SURVIVE WHAMAGEDDON THIS YEAR!? WELL! BAD MARY IS HERE TO HELP! Our version of Last Christmas drops on December 9th! PRESAVE TODAY!!! #whamageddon
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