@janbeeee.bsky.social
Kid Rock is trending so itβs a good time to remind everyone we covered him on @whatacreep.bsky.social about 4 years ago. Heβs a garbage person. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...
08.02.2026 19:14 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0Every accusation is a confession. Every grievance is, at its core, against the democratic process. Every βwe shouldβ is a threat against our democracy.
03.02.2026 01:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs here! Announcing the lineup for #fthismoviefest 2026, celebrating the films of 2000! www.fthismovie.net/2026/02/announcing-f-this-movie-fest-2026.html
02.02.2026 13:56 β π 46 π 16 π¬ 6 π 9@jbfthismovie.bsky.social Be honestβ¦ it wasnβt just my casual good looks and insouciant hopping that won you over, was it?
28.01.2026 01:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0America does not have an Attorney General, an FBI Director, a Deputy Attorney General, a Solicitor General, a General Counsel for the Office of Legal Counsel...
...we have Trump personal lawyers who are *occupying* those positions *as Trump personal lawyers*.
Until media gets this, we are screwed.
Do you love movies? Do you love the year 2000? Do you love being part of a positive community without leaving the comfort of your own home? NOW SQUISH THOSE THINGS TOGETHER. Thatβs F This Movie Fest!!!
12.01.2026 07:00 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Renee Good murder is so blatant, indefensible and nuance-free that at least itβll force the Trump Admin to finally say, βBecause FUCK YOU, thatβs why.β We can actually make progress from that point if we hit that wall.
08.01.2026 23:12 β π 2720 π 346 π¬ 102 π 11Thatβs the true-true
01.01.2026 23:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ahhhh with a nice Stroopwaffel melting on your tea as well. π₯°
28.12.2025 18:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT
17.12.2025 21:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0New podcast! @patrickbromley.bsky.social is joined by @jbfthismovie.bsky.social and @janbeeee.bsky.social to talk the future of movies in an ep weβre calling THIS IS WHERE WE CAME IN: www.fthismovie.net/2025/12/ftm-...
10.12.2025 14:58 β π 19 π 7 π¬ 1 π 0Stunned and so, so sad. My heart physically hurts.
15.12.2025 04:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If the food on my visit to Chicagoland kills me, at least I will die happy.
08.12.2025 18:59 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is fantastic! Happiest birthday ever to Charlie. Youβve captured so much here that reflects why heβs such a wonderful kid.
01.12.2025 15:09 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Passed the toy aisle at Target, where a 10-year-old boy was pointing out to his adult the merits of various Lego sets with the passion and subject matter expertise that only a 10-year-old Lego enthusiast can have. SEE HIM, SANTA. β€οΈπβ€οΈππ πΌ
23.11.2025 21:57 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0"Have you lying, unprofessional jerks at ABC, considered that the teens were annoying? That a lot of people didnβt even like those teens very much? That those teens had bad vibes and probably would have grown up to have even worse vibes?"
22.11.2025 15:01 β π 83 π 12 π¬ 2 π 0This is really happening. Right now.
20.11.2025 18:16 β π 3075 π 972 π¬ 134 π 55@patrickbromley.bsky.socialβs whole lifestyle has become jazz and murder-fueled, the rest of us are here just to bask in the excitement.
15.11.2025 19:24 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh my gosh Iβm filing this under βthings Iβm asking for in heavenβ (fingers crossed I make it there given [waves hand around vaguely] everything).
15.11.2025 19:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ha! That explains his lead-up announcement: βJust so you folks know, I am a huge fan of both airport novel plots AND the lapidary artsβ¦β
20.10.2025 04:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Settling onto my second plane of the day and the pilot says over the intercom βWow. Well, folks, itβs been a crazy dayβ and like WHY ARE YOU TELLING US
19.10.2025 23:38 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I know itβs wrong to want to quit my job just so I have to time to re-read The Hobbit and LOTR from start to finish β but if @jbfthismovie.bsky.social and I were elves, we wouldnβt NEED the health insurance!
#LOTR #hobbits #ElfcareisSelfcare
Some wear their hearts on their sleeves. Pumpey wears his on the table. π§‘
10.10.2025 00:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"When my guests come over, itβs gonna be like BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes."
24.09.2025 01:40 β π 177 π 47 π¬ 4 π 17FAVORITE SOUND EFFECTS:
1. Cry of a distant eagle
2. Alley catβs yowl
3. Wilhelm scream (obv)
Runner-up, bc technically not a sound:
4. Half smile/upward-right glance/slow nod
A group of uniformed troops walk along the National Mall, with the Washington Monument and the Capitol in the background. A headline reads: "Crime Festers in Republican States While Their Troops Patrol Washington." Photo by Haiyun Jiang/The New York Times
Republican governors have sent National Guard troops to Democratic-led Washington, D.C., even though cities in their states all have higher rates of violent crime than the nationβs capital. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/u...
01.09.2025 21:57 β π 2385 π 842 π¬ 193 π 93Youβre gonna need to fight @jbfthismovie.bsky.social for her.
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