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a black and white skunk is standing in a field of flowers . ALT: a black and white skunk is standing in a field of flowers .
13.02.2026 07:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kid Rock Podcast Episode Β· What a Creep Β· 04/08/2022 Β· 40m

Kid Rock is trending so it’s a good time to remind everyone we covered him on @whatacreep.bsky.social about 4 years ago. He’s a garbage person. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...

08.02.2026 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Every accusation is a confession. Every grievance is, at its core, against the democratic process. Every β€œwe should” is a threat against our democracy.

03.02.2026 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s here! Announcing the lineup for #fthismoviefest 2026, celebrating the films of 2000! www.fthismovie.net/2026/02/announcing-f-this-movie-fest-2026.html

02.02.2026 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 9
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a woman in a blue shirt is smiling in front of a body of water ALT: a woman in a blue shirt is smiling in front of a body of water
29.01.2026 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@jbfthismovie.bsky.social Be honest… it wasn’t just my casual good looks and insouciant hopping that won you over, was it?

28.01.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

America does not have an Attorney General, an FBI Director, a Deputy Attorney General, a Solicitor General, a General Counsel for the Office of Legal Counsel...

...we have Trump personal lawyers who are *occupying* those positions *as Trump personal lawyers*.

Until media gets this, we are screwed.

24.01.2026 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 602    πŸ” 200    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 6
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Do you love movies? Do you love the year 2000? Do you love being part of a positive community without leaving the comfort of your own home? NOW SQUISH THOSE THINGS TOGETHER. That’s F This Movie Fest!!!

12.01.2026 07:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Renee Good murder is so blatant, indefensible and nuance-free that at least it’ll force the Trump Admin to finally say, β€œBecause FUCK YOU, that’s why.” We can actually make progress from that point if we hit that wall.

08.01.2026 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2720    πŸ” 346    πŸ’¬ 102    πŸ“Œ 11

That’s the true-true

01.01.2026 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahhhh with a nice Stroopwaffel melting on your tea as well. πŸ₯°

28.12.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT

17.12.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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FTM 799: THIS IS WHERE WE CAME IN Patrick, JB, and Jan talk about the future of movies.

New podcast! @patrickbromley.bsky.social is joined by @jbfthismovie.bsky.social and @janbeeee.bsky.social to talk the future of movies in an ep we’re calling THIS IS WHERE WE CAME IN: www.fthismovie.net/2025/12/ftm-...

10.12.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Stunned and so, so sad. My heart physically hurts.

15.12.2025 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If the food on my visit to Chicagoland kills me, at least I will die happy.

08.12.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is fantastic! Happiest birthday ever to Charlie. You’ve captured so much here that reflects why he’s such a wonderful kid.

01.12.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Passed the toy aisle at Target, where a 10-year-old boy was pointing out to his adult the merits of various Lego sets with the passion and subject matter expertise that only a 10-year-old Lego enthusiast can have. SEE HIM, SANTA. β€οΈπŸ’šβ€οΈπŸ’šπŸŽ…πŸΌ

23.11.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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How Dare You Embarrass My Esteemed Guest, Jason Voorhees β€œPresident Trump assailed an American journalist in the Oval Office on Tuesday for asking Saudi Arabia’s crown prince, Mohammed bin Salman, about t...

"Have you lying, unprofessional jerks at ABC, considered that the teens were annoying? That a lot of people didn’t even like those teens very much? That those teens had bad vibes and probably would have grown up to have even worse vibes?"

22.11.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is really happening. Right now.

20.11.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3075    πŸ” 972    πŸ’¬ 134    πŸ“Œ 55

@patrickbromley.bsky.social’s whole lifestyle has become jazz and murder-fueled, the rest of us are here just to bask in the excitement.

15.11.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my gosh I’m filing this under β€œthings I’m asking for in heaven” (fingers crossed I make it there given [waves hand around vaguely] everything).

15.11.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ha! That explains his lead-up announcement: β€œJust so you folks know, I am a huge fan of both airport novel plots AND the lapidary arts…”

20.10.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Settling onto my second plane of the day and the pilot says over the intercom β€œWow. Well, folks, it’s been a crazy day” and like WHY ARE YOU TELLING US

19.10.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know it’s wrong to want to quit my job just so I have to time to re-read The Hobbit and LOTR from start to finish β€” but if @jbfthismovie.bsky.social and I were elves, we wouldn’t NEED the health insurance!
#LOTR #hobbits #ElfcareisSelfcare

10.10.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some wear their hearts on their sleeves. Pumpey wears his on the table. 🧑

10.10.2025 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers First published on October 9, 2009, this classic by Colin Nissan is our most-read article of all time. We’re celebrating the 16th anniversary of th...

"When my guests come over, it’s gonna be like BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes."

24.09.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 177    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 17

FAVORITE SOUND EFFECTS:
1. Cry of a distant eagle
2. Alley cat’s yowl
3. Wilhelm scream (obv)

Runner-up, bc technically not a sound:
4. Half smile/upward-right glance/slow nod

07.09.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A group of uniformed troops walk along the National Mall, with the Washington Monument and the Capitol in the background. A headline reads: "Crime Festers in Republican States While Their Troops Patrol Washington." Photo by Haiyun Jiang/The New York Times

A group of uniformed troops walk along the National Mall, with the Washington Monument and the Capitol in the background. A headline reads: "Crime Festers in Republican States While Their Troops Patrol Washington." Photo by Haiyun Jiang/The New York Times

Republican governors have sent National Guard troops to Democratic-led Washington, D.C., even though cities in their states all have higher rates of violent crime than the nation’s capital. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/u...

01.09.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2385    πŸ” 842    πŸ’¬ 193    πŸ“Œ 93

You’re gonna need to fight @jbfthismovie.bsky.social for her.

03.04.2025 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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