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Michael Benson

@melmobenson.bsky.social

Nuclear engineer. Husband Father LDS.

47 Followers  |  53 Following  |  6 Posts  |  Joined: 06.11.2024  |  1.9501

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(Side note: If you fight over territory, it means people suffer. If you fight to lure people into the territory, it means life gets better for people.)

05.03.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 111    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

LGBTQIA minors make up 40% of the endangered minor runaway population. They are 120% more likely to be unhoused. They are also uniquely at risk for exploitation and trafficking.

This is breathtakingly evil.

07.02.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4897    πŸ” 1992    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 28
A cartoon in 3 panels of an anthropomorphic road guarding a chicken at the 3-point line. The chicken hits the road with a killer crossover.

A cartoon in 3 panels of an anthropomorphic road guarding a chicken at the 3-point line. The chicken hits the road with a killer crossover.

This cartoon just made my morning.

10.01.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 495    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

I was just talking to mom about this book yesterday. I couldn’t remember anything more than a few specific moments from it!

03.12.2024 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Love this perspective. My BIL said he was going to be happy with 6 wins this year. We got an extra 4!

01.12.2024 07:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a liberal I’m happy to see Gaetz out of a job, but as a mother I’m concerned I now have no idea where he is

21.11.2024 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 103    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Statistics Final

Please help my daughteer wifh her statistics final by completing and sharing this short survey πŸ’™ docs.google.com/forms/d/1nKq...

19.11.2024 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I am jealous. Our church in Pocky had taped lines.

18.11.2024 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cubanidad 1885 there two locations the one in Henderson is where I ate and it was so good.

15.11.2024 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning!!!

14.11.2024 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking β€œweird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.

Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

14.11.2024 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 59139    πŸ” 16078    πŸ’¬ 2352    πŸ“Œ 4647
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We have never EVER ever EVER said this before but here’s a near perfect MCM in Berea, OH that can be yours for only $995,000!!!

Bonus that it has an indoor pool with wet bar and pool house with bathroom, locker room and shower!!

13.11.2024 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

I like skeets for the ability to replace with streets. β€œThey are for the skeets” etc.

10.11.2024 08:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bjs

07.11.2024 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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