Ben Schrager

I'm Jewish and I think about antisemitism all the time. I can't tell you how fucking weird it is that Homeland Security posting literal neo-Nazi propaganda generates less discussion about the threat to Jews than a mayoral candidate who believes Palestinians are human beings.

bragging about being a giant pussy is integral to the conservative mindset

Abbott was Ace-level masterful through 7 and two thirds, but he had no chance of out-dueling **checks notes** Taijuan Walker, Jordan Romano, David Robertson making his seasonal debut, and Orion Kerkering

Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run

Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run

YouTube video by Igirus Veep - Best of Karen Collins

“Karen, what do you think of Tom James?”

“What do I think of Tom James? I think there’s a lot to think about him.”

youtu.be/6qoeSe_uzsI?...

Why A Bunch Of Real Dicks Keep Throwing Fake Ones | Defector Every misogynist joke poses a question to its female audience: Can you laugh along? Will you be chill or are you going to make a big deal out of this? Are you going to be a bitch about it? Arriving in...

“The audience for this isn’t people who like jokes, or even understand what they are or why other people like them. The audience is boys and men who will understand that what’s funny is: women.” defector.com/why-a-bunch-...

Plenty of people have already mentioned The Iron Giant, but I have a couple others that come to mind:

A.I.: Artificial Intelligence
Showgirls
Wet Hot American Summer

Oh, fully a joke, I don’t think McCarthy is a N**i. Davis, maybe (kidding, kidding)

BEN DAVIS: “Who’s the first person you think of when you see the number 88?”

MCCARTHY: *PAUSE*

PHILLIES FANS EVERYWHERE: *Terror*

BEN DAVIS: “For me, it’s Eric Lindros. No doubt.”

FANS: *Unclenches*

MCCARTHY: “That’s not who I was thinking of”

FANS: *RE-CLENCH*

no one:
Orpheus:

The THIGHS, my GOD

Rangers are chock full of Big Bois

Like, I can’t even be mad about it, goddamn

Joking aside, congrats to her

Getting out in front of this now to say that if I ever say “Jen Pawol sucks and I hate her,” it has nothing to do her with her being a woman and has everything to do with her being an umpire

This is an automatic watch every time I see it.

Also if MLB were smart they’d invite Will Sennett to face off against Chalamet during the All Star Break. Not like as part of the celebrity softball game but as its own separate thing

A crude drawing by reddit user MetalGearTom of Anne Shirley from Anne of Green Gables breaking a chalk slate over the head of Frieza from Dragonball Z

Wonderful things are happening in the Anne of Green Gables subreddit

Kruk: you know what I found out at the Franklin Institute?

TMac: you went to the Franklin Institute?

Kruk: I did. If someone is attacking you, 25 lbs of pressure and you can rip their ear off

TMac: …

Kruk: same amount of pressure to open a pickle jar

klye schwarber outside a wawa pointing at a delicious iced beverage

POV: you're a baseball and this is the last thing you see

JT was so out lol I would be at the police station if I were an O’s fan which I’m not Go Phils B A BY

The Mothership Vortex: An Investigation Into the Firm at the Heart of the Democratic Spam Machine How a single consulting firm extracted $282 million from a network of spam PACs while delivering just $11 million to actual campaigns.

The annoying spam texts destroying the Democratic brand:

$678M raised through those spam tactics

$282M to one consulting firm: Mothership Strategies.

$11M to actual campaigns (1.6%)

The party isn’t just treating donors like marks—it’s being fleeced itself yet continues to back Mothership.

Lol, of course he follows this up by getting jammed for an infield single

Sosa with some really rough luck in this game: a double that missed being a homer by an inch, and then follows it up with a ball hit on the screws with bases loaded, but it’s directly at the third baseman

A Dangerous Conflation We reject antisemitism in all its forms, including when it masquerades as criticism of Zionism or Israel’s policies. We also recognize that, as journalist Peter Beinart wrote in 2019, “Anti-Zionism is...

It’s fucked when the ADL does it to claim all anti-Zionism is antisemitism, and it’s fucked when people then assume all Jews are Zionists. It’s A Dangerous Conflation and it’s a vicious cycle that makes all Jews less safe while atrocities are done in our name: www.nplusonemag.com/online-only/...

I cannot begin to tell you how fucked it is to assume someone is “probably a Zionist” with no evidence beyond the fact that they’re Jewish. He might be, idk, but to just assume it for that reason is wildly fucked.
Anyways, Go Phils

a crow perched on a letter S

escrow

NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

If you were alive in the 1980s, this is among the most wonderful & truly incredible things you have ever witnessed in your lifetime.

I feel like Happy Gilmore 2 is the final boss of Nepo Baby discourse