Ben Schrager, but he’s spooky now

it's the hope that gets you.

They're full of talent, but they just aren't built for a fight. Rob Thomson has kept his job for this long essentially because he's been more of a babysitter than a manger, but at some point something has to give.

They couldn’t pinch run, because you need to have a pinch runner for Bader’s pinch hit, so I don’t have an issue with that, but knowing that and knowing the (lack of speed) you have on the bag, DON’T FUCKING BUNT.

That bunt was downright malpractice from Topper. You have your second slowest runner on second, what did you think was going to happen?

boo the shit out of these choke artists

Luzardo should be allowed to hit Harper and Topper in the nuts with a baseball bat

Bullpen full of guys who are Cy fucking Young on outs 1 and 2, and then forget how a baseball works for out 3

Rav 7th.

That is a single with anyone else in right field

Homer Simpson holding Phillies logo on a radio while family inches closer. Urge to kill fading… Second panel Homer is holding the radio and says Rising while family backs away

Me watching Luzardo pitch v. Me watching this f**king offense

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Luvu’s dirty hit against Hurts that took him out of the Commanders game wasn’t called a penalty, but when Baun tries to finish a play not whistled dead yet and even tries to pull away as best he can once it is, well, you just have to respect the letter of the law there.

If you have a VPN, look up the broadcast maps, and ping in from a place where the game is being broadcast, then go to the Fox Sports website and you should be able to watch

Yeah, this is my takeaway as well. Eagles had plenty of opportunities to put this away and not allow the refs to fuck them over at the end, but they couldn’t do it. It’s harder to swallow because the refs were so bad, but if the takeaway is “the refs screwed us” then they’re not learning shit

The referees are making it hard for me to focus on how much I’m hating the eagles

I mean the Eagles blew this game with sloppy sloppy play, but that call.

Genuinely loving the Eagles winning offensive strategy of “Incompetence, Incompetence, Incompetence, Dagger”

Go Birds

Fuck the hamstring. Absolutely dogshit string.

Schwarber and Bader’s fly outs looked gone off the bat, and they just died. That one looked like a fly out off the bat, and it just kept carrying. It’s not fucking fair.

JACKIN’ TRIPLES REALMUTO

GO PHILS

Everywhere is Eddington now

Getting up there and unleashing a joke-free 30-minute story during which you nearly cry several times talking about how Kevin Hart wanted to host the Oscars, and almost did, but didn't, because they took it from him—in Riyadh. Laughter truly is the universal language.

Sean McVay, vocal supporter of banning the Tush Push, loses game on a 4th and 1 handoff.

Interesting.

Little on the nose to have the Rams sacrificed so soon after Yom Kippur.

A fundraising text NEW MESSAGE FROM: Chuck Schumer Meredith, is there anything I can say to convince you to donate $20 (becomes $80!) to help take back the Senate majority

“I’m resigning from my position as Democratic leader and retiring from the Senate.”

…I’m sorry, did the Dodgers’ organ player just play “Jesus Christ Superstar”???

Kicking a field goal to tie at the end of overtime isn’t so much a Buzzer Beater as it is a Buzzer Accepter

🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
0:00 OT

This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.