Holand Deary

Two panels of a BATMAN comic in which Joker is angry that the Gotham Gazette has a huge headline on the front page inviting everyone to "CHORTLE AT JOKER'S BONER"

As always, on this Valentine's Day be sure to take a moment to reflect and chortle at Joker's boner.

A bunch of Drafthouses are showing Alex Phillips’s ANYTHING G THAT MOVES tonight, but only Chicago has me doing a Q&A with Alex after the screening.

There are a few tickets left. Join us!

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1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.

Seconding SHE'S DRESSED TO KILL!

Would love to see nice transfers of:
DEADLY LESSONS (w/ Diane Franklin)
DEATH AT LOVE HOUSE
DYING ROOM ONLY
FIVE DESPERATE WOMEN
LIVE AGAIN, DIE AGAIN

I'm legitimately bummed I'm going to be out of town this weekend! I'd love to sit through that raw insanity again sometime.

HITZ!?!?!?!?!

A very young Michael Ontkean sits at the bar of a malt shoppe facing the back wall. It is mirrored, so we see him as he is approached by a human-sized bottle of 7-Up with arms.

A close-up of Michal Ontkean's face as he instantly falls in love with the human-sized bottle of 7-Up.

Michael Ontkean and the human-sized bottle of 7-Up walk hand-in-hand through a public park, surrounded by ducks, geese, and a tasteful lens flare in the top left corner of the image.

Someone recently gave me a 16mm reel with vinegar syndrome, no ID on it other than a label that said "SW BAPTIST CONF." I had it scanned and it's not church stuff but a documentary from 1977 about TV ads. One has a very young Michael Ontkean falling in love with a human-sized bottle of 7-Up.

'Abolish ICE' is imperative It's also better politics than you might think.

New in PN: 'Abolish ICE' is imperative

"There's no amount of training that can instill basic humanity in thugs who willingly mistreat women, children, and old men. ICE agents reportedly dined at a Mexican restaurant in MN before arresting employees. How will 'training' fix that level of depravity?"

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When you have secured a symbolic capitulation, press for real ones. Don't wait for the other guy to get up; break his jaw.

*starts playing Ginuwine's Pony*

ICE bro standing in an open doorway with a smoke grenade in his right hand and his shotgun stuck between his legs while he strokes it like he presumably does every night in secret but here he forgot he was out in public so we can all see him doing "Shotgun Dick"

I have never carried a shotgun in my entire life and even I know YOU DO NOT DO THIS. ICE truly just throwing out a net and putting the most cosmically dumb motherfuckers in human history on the payroll.

An American patriot in Minneapolis, protesting the death of Alex Pretti at the hands of ice agents. Yeah, this post is biased as fuck. Only the bad guys think this is domestic terror.

Actual domestic terror. A typical pardoned MAGA member, keeping the soul of a dead, evil revolution alive in his cold, cowardly, black heart.

There are two Americas. Pick your side wisely. One ideology always loses.

YouTube video by Seth Moulton ICE is full of COWARDS. They are all absolute, pathetic, untrained COWARDS. DEFUND AND PROSECUTE.

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Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.

White. Hot. Rage.

Democrats can and must make it clear there will be trials and anyone even somewhat associated with ICE will face them. Maybe give a quit-your-job deadline on appeasement and give people 72 hours. I don't know. But currently the plan is to let them murder us in the street and get away with it.

My Letterboxd last four watched: THE PAST IS NEVER BURIED (Lifetime movie), FUGITIVE AT 17 (Lifetime movie), MISSING AT 17 (Lifetime movie), and KILLER FLOOD: THE DAY THE DAM BROKE (not a Lifetime movie but directed by Lifetime auteur Doug Campbell)

Pretty typical Lifetime-heavy week. Not pictured: TRAPPED: BURIED ALIVE (Doug Campbell pre-Lifetime), PRIMATE, NIGHT PATROL, and a BUNCH of screeners I can't log or talk about yet.

DUDE

Those smoothies are VERY effective

A shot from the beginning of the intense ping pong scene from SEDUCED BY MY NEIGHBOR (2018). Among the many people watching the game are actors Sierra McCormick, Beth Broderick, and Jill Larson.

Watched SEDUCED BY MY NEIGHBOR (2018) and was bummed (not surprised) there's not a single seduction of any kind in it. But it has a wild ping pong scene! And in that scene you can see Sierra McCormick (of VFW), Beth Broderick (of PSYCHO BEACH PARTY) and Jill Larson (of THE TAKING OF DEBORAH LOGAN).

"David would have stuck up for me," which is objectively incorrect

Post a mummy

Coming up on Wednesday is I AM A KNIFE WITH LEGS at the Chicago Drafthouse.

This brilliantly weird film played @fantasiafestival.com, Fantastic Fest, @bosunderground.bsky.social, among many others.

Don’t miss this one!

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US Government is currently gunning people down in the streets, slow-walking the release of the (heavily redacted!) Epstein files, and now they're stepping up to defend Musk's csam firehose rather than do ANYTHING about it. Seems to me banning is really the ONLY REASONABLE RESPONSE. What a year, huh?

My Letterboxd Last Four Watched: THE INVISIBLE CHRONICLES (USA, 2009, dir. David DeCoteau), STEM CELL (USA, 2009, dir. David DeCoteau), PICASSO TRIGGER (USA, 1988, dir. Andy Sidaris), and ALIEN PRESENCE (2009, USA, dir. David DeCoteau).

Here's my #LastFourWatched for #LetterboxdFriday. Still working through DeCoteau's body of work with a break to host/watch an Andy Sidaris movie on the big screen!

"Creighton Duke" from JASON GOES TO HELL

AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY logo

Creighton Duke will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY

AOC: This has now become what we feared most about ICE for a long time—that it would be used as an anti-civilian force with no accountability. At the end of the day, what we saw today was a murder, and murders in cold blood need to be prosecuted.

YouTube video by Church Basement Cinema Mars Hill Video Catalog

Set up a YouTube channel for a thing I'm working on and did a "soft launch" today with a couple of VHS trailer reels. Stay tuned for more stuff coming eventually!
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There are *dozens* I haven't seen!

Special occasion, guess I’m gonna have to watch a DeCoteau movie today!