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@chaos-pirate.bsky.social

An Xer who is in the throws of peri. How do you spell throes again? Yeah, yeah that’s it. Life is chaotic and I’m just trying to overcome it.

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I can verify that these little ladybug cosplayers do bite! Despise them too!

15.11.2025 00:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m ever so hopeful that things get to be brought to the light. For me, my POS is now a fitness gym bro who was most likely never vetted. What planet do we effing live on?!?

Wait don’t answer that.

All I was trying to do was start my career & feed my kids.

15.11.2025 00:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I KNOW Jack White was most likely NOTsinging about my perimenopausal hellscape. However, Seven Nation Army kind of vibes with me these days.

“And I'm talkin' to myself at night.”

2-3am. I’m WIDE AWAKE. The days I do sleep through the night it’s absolutely glorious. A rarity. #perimenopause

10.09.2025 00:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel this.

07.09.2025 15:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If I had a million dollars. Remember that song? Well I’d actually buy zepbound so I could lose this peri weight of mine instead of slogging through the insurance part of it all.

07.09.2025 12:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Facebook statement (auto translated) from Piotr Szczerek, who snatched the hat from the kid at the tennis match.

Szczerek apologizes and claims he believed the hat was being passed to him.

The CEO also claims any previous statements that have been credited to him are not his.

01.09.2025 13:00 — 👍 171    🔁 33    💬 36    📌 5

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