Kevin Kostin

What does a guy have to do to get lucky and throw footballs into a giant Dr. Pepper can to pay for school instead of going into debt. Asking for a friend.

*the 1600s in colonial Massachusetts*

husband: that was a fun party

me: did you see how hard that elizabeth laughed at all your jokes?

husband: babe don't be ridiculous

*1 week later*

husband: I guess someone accused elizabeth of being a witch her trial is tomorrow...

me: huh that's so weird

Honestly so glad we moved to #niagarafalls instead of the southtowns 🥶

You know it's #Thanksgiving football when half the ads are for sports book betting apps and the other half are for gambling help lines 🙃

A happy Detroit Lions game day to all who observe 😌 #OnePride

Also don't @ me for decorating before #Advent starts, it's technically Celtic Advent already, I will take no further questions. 😅

a man in a leather jacket is making a funny face while looking at the camera . ALT: a man in a leather jacket is making a funny face while looking at the camera .

Downside of having to travel for the holidays: not being able to decorate for Christmas the day after Thanksgiving.

Upside of having to travel for the holidays: Being able to decorate for Christmas the weekend BEFORE Thanksgiving.

Post text: Could’ve had $25,000 to buy a house $6,000 child credit $50,000 business credit But you went for the $1200 check that’s never happening. And now prices are going to go up $3000/year from tariffs alone, with no stimulus checks in sight.

Sigh.

Screenshot of a YouTube video called “I sword fight my ex girlfriend in a Denny’s parking lot”

Man I love playing Hades

Remember when we traded Stafford for Goff and picks?
Rams got:
Matt Stafford
A Super Bowl

Lions got:
Jared Goff
Jahmyr Gibbs
Sam LaPorta
Ifeatu Melifonwu
Jameson Williams
Josh Paschal
Brodric Martin

If the Lions win it all, this goes down as an all-time great trade.
#onepride

I'm at that age where my mind still thinks I'm 29, my sense of humour suggests I'm 12, whilst my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet.

Please don't call what RFK Jr. and Jay Bhattacharya are going to do medieval. It's not medieval. It's nothing like the Middle Ages. People in the Middle Ages were happy to try all kinds of things to not die of the plague and if you'd given them antibiotics and vaccines they would have loved it.

A man is tied to a chair. Two feds approach him. One says "Feed him the gusher!" The restrained man objects "NO! NO!" They forced feed the candy to him and his head turns into a giant apple. A tear rolls down his eye and he says "I used to be a man."

The number of records the @detroitlions.bsky.social have broken this season is 🤯

With #DET vs #JAX today, breaking their franchise records for margin of victory (46), total yards (644), and first downs (38).

mental health break? you bet it did

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I am currently reading The Complete Memoirs Of Ulysses S. Grant and am pleased to report the Republic has been this fucked before and survived. 🧐 🇺🇸

Pope Urban VIII when he hears about heliocentrism

This has been a hard month for all of us, but I'll keep saying it: being alive right now is the most punk rock thing you can do. Fuck all these people, you are here and you are alive and defiant and I love you. I spend most of my days rn grateful to be in good company of kind souls and shitposters

Sometimes I (a moron) will post something and then you guys (my moron friends) will like it and I think to myself mmm perhaps I am not a moron after all but some kind of philosopher

Me watching the #Lions squeak out a win against the #Texans last week 😬💩 #onepride

The #X -odus from the artist formerly known as #Twitter to #bluesky be like...