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High Priest of the Church of Harmonic Chaos

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I worked with someone who went to school with Hannity. He assured me that Hannity does not have friends.

06.11.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd rather have the flaming bag of dog shit.

06.11.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You might expect that "And therefore conservatives are unfit to govern" would be the natural conclusion to people with this attitude. It is not.

06.11.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I suspect a lot of people don't get just how prevalent the attitude that "I expect conservatives to be infantile assholes, so it's ok for them to be infantile assholes, but I expect liberals to be responsible adults, so anything less than perfection is betrayal" is.

06.11.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The fear that ultimately renders every conservative a raving lunatic: That others will treat them as horribly as they treat everyone else.

05.11.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I never trust the opinions of those who think Biden was a leftist radical.

02.11.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Already? Wasn't it Oct 1 just last week?

01.11.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It means "I am so insecure in my own masculinity that I compensate by lashing out at anything that makes me feel uncomfortable, so that no one suspects I'm actually the least masculine person they know."

30.10.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I miss the days when political satire could still be funny bc, while it most certainly was bad for more people than acceptable, it wasn't actually so bad that we couldn't laugh at it, even if the laughs were just to keep from crying?

29.10.2025 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is what happens when a man never actually talks to women.

25.10.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Try holding down the ALT key and typing 0154 on the numerical keypad.

24.10.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone expects insurance companies to screw us over the first opportunity. People are genuinely surprised that the Republicans did what they were promising to do.

24.10.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it.

A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE?

A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES

A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it. A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES

23.10.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 27304    πŸ” 5558    πŸ’¬ 338    πŸ“Œ 267

Why does everyone keep calling it β€œThe Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating β€œThe Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called β€œThe Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called β€œThe Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

22.10.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 22465    πŸ” 9950    πŸ’¬ 774    πŸ“Œ 704

"Do not fuck with us" is the clearest sign you'll ever get that you absolutely can fuck with someone.

20.10.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sure, we love to mock techbros for misunderstanding dystopian stories and "creating the Torment Nexus".

But I think we're missing a key point. The dystopian story they're really after is "The Most Dangerous Game".

19.10.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You introduced someone to Wrath of Khan. That's the polar opposite of mean.

19.10.2025 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can you imagine not being able to function while high? Work would suck so bad.

Especially my job. The other guy is such a whiner, though. But I just tell him, "Quit complaining, and just be happy you even have a job. Why do you think they have copilots on airliners anyway?"

19.10.2025 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Majority AI View - Anil Dash A blog about making culture. Since 1999.

Okay, for the folks who asked: here's the majority AI view, writing up the reasonable, thoughtful view on AI that the vast majority of people in tech hold, that gets overshadowed by the bluster and hype of the tycoons trying to shill their nonsense. anildash.com/2025/10/17/t... Please share!

17.10.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1112    πŸ” 486    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 145

There's no such thing as a smart bigot, bigotry destroys any chance of rational thought.

Sometimes that's a lot more obvious.

18.10.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It felt so good to personally block each and every govt BSky account. It was a much-needed pick-me-up.

18.10.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I so wish Scalia was alive to see this.

17.10.2025 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been "fortunate" enough to pass for conservative at times, and I've never known a conservative who didn't say things like this when they thought they had a sympathetic audience.

17.10.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's always the cute ones who get the worst migraines.

15.10.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for your service, you broke ass, drug fueled, bad Santa, woke motherfucker!

14.10.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Where is the money for this coming from?

11.10.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

John Cena is so woke, he doesn't even need coffee in the morning.

10.10.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would be too if my husband's girlfriend got picked up on bogus charges like that!

09.10.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All farmers, including this one, knew damn well Trump would start yet another trade war. Those who voted for Trump did so under the assumption Trump would bail them out.

When a terrorist gets caught in their own bombing bc their escape was blocked, you are under no obligation to feel bad for them.

08.10.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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