captain BTY

If only this could hypnotize my bank account to have more money in it.

lol! We’ve done those frozen concentrated garlic cubes, but jarlic is such an easier method than that or cloves.

The “do the crime, do the time” people voted for a felon DEI hire, their opinions are null.

Hate to say it like this, but: we got the ECF without him, we can seal the win.

Also, I need us to beat the Pistons on Jan 29th cuz I’ll actually be at the game. So whatever enables that outcome, I’m down.

I spent too much time on the naziapp this morning and now I’m drunk with rage, with only 45 mins until my work shift starts.

Taking Sara to her first pro basketball game on Jan 29th for Pacers v. Pistons on WWE Night. My first Pacers game in years.

They said “free bobblehead”, and I said “bet.”

Just finished Wicked for the sixth time since seeing it in theaters last Friday.

Comfort movie fr fr.

Post a pic of you around the holidays as a kid…

Marvel literally fired James Gunn over old (admittedly gross) tweets, the public backlash of which was predominantly spearheaded by those who were mad that Gunn was so actively outspoken against Trump.

It was the alt-right’s response to cancelling Roseanne.

I’m an outspoken non-fan of DC, esp. Superman. Maybe it’s just the Gunn of it all, but this actually got me hyped.

No blatant plot details (I guess?) but there does seem to be a lot of notes that might reveal some spoilers upon analysis.

Might be the first Superman movie I watch in theaters.

One CEO gets shot and now all CEOs are scared to go back to the office.

Imagine how our children feel going back to school.

WWE stream? Twitch.tv/cabrillo24

The Daily Show’s alumni are top-tier. I’ve been obsessed with Josh Johnson for almost a year. I can’t wait to watch Ronny’s special.

Spent all my hourglasses on a 10box and got this on my third pack. Thought I broke the app.
#PokemonTCGPocket #MysticIsland

A reminder to everyone to rewatch INSIDE by Bo Burnham

90+ GOTG Option pack!

12DAY-GOTG-OPTION-PACK

I desperately need to shave, too, so that's gonna add another 20mins to the runtime of my society-induced acts of alleged "self-care".

Reading through my eBay buyer feedback gives me such a weird sense of pride.

Yes, I AM an A++ buyer, pay quickly, and have great communication.

I just wish my mid-2010s drug dealers thought the same way.

I *would* ask for the recipe, but I fear my genetics will never get it to taste as good as this picture looks, or like the OG cabrillo delivery tastes.

or the double-pack of perfume that was normally $70 but I got it for $40 😏😏😏

Sara thinks her most expensive Xmas gift is the $80 longboard…

She doesn’t know about the (now-Collector’s) Animal Crossing Switch I had to haggle down to $190 😏

I don’t like to wish my life away, but I’m really looking forward to getting home, taking a shower, and watching Critical Role until I fall asleep.

Bunch of people who weren’t raised (by parent, or by society) how to interact with other people in a meaningful, constructive way.

a mascot holding a yellow sign that says go pacers ALT: a mascot holding a yellow sign that says go pacers

@floki5000.bsky.social

For tonight, we are enemies

We’re finally starting our family D&D campaign. I was planning for 4 players. I just found out last night there will actually be 7 total. Lmao

Teach me how to Larry

I gave up after he was winning 10-4 in a Salary Cap game, he paused for the full duration, and then hit me with this.

Childish Gambino
Donald Glover
Troy Barnes from Community

This is how revisionist history happens.

For the record: Trump had spent most of Obama’s 8 years in office leading the birth certificate movement.

If you’re hoping for some kind of future MAGA reckoning, I’m here to tell you, won’t happen.

Germans still loved Hitler while standing in the rubble of their homes scouring for food while he was in the bunker writing about how they deserved to die for failing him in the war.