𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢 ♡

Just need to cgi a dog emoji on your head when filming.

Wearing my contacts and I just tried to adjust my glasses… it’s like a phantom limb

the influencers version of “en Garde”

Noted

that’s suddenly a problem?

Haha I swear I had posted videos with my voice before but I’m glad this is well liked 😘

meowdy 🥺

Well.. yes

okay but hear me out..

You say this like both aren’t super cute

I always wanna change my pinned post but like I don’t think I will ever take a more badass picture than that one with my donkey

Ignore the face I was making at the start I was VERY focused on balancing my phone.

was trying to record myself with contacts since I had to get some for my ski trip but it ended up failing.

Show usss!!!

Complimenting someone’s glasses while wearing glasses feels so intimate and I love it.

I remember my first time ever topping one of my contacts fell out so I had to finish with one eye closed. After we finished he said it felt like he was fucking a pirate and I made the joke “arrrgh I wanted the booty”. Needless to say we never met up again.

Water type? Use squirt!

He looks like he has barboach for hair

I love this sweater

Ppl on the internet and funny AND mean.. I can’t risk getting cooked like that

One day I will take a selfie that does as well as my random shitposts

Oh yeah I think I turned that on bc I was scared of ppl that don’t follow me to comment on my thirst traps and destroy my confidence lol

I did?

good morning

Breakfast bump ✨

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It’s like choosing your starter pokemon

No u

#foodforthought

Holy shit totally forgot that’s on my watchlist