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I will bring the buns

So I randomly got anxious about stuff while I was doing something else, and I was like “okay I will do it after”

Well it’s after now and I forgot what it was I needed to do but the anxious feeling is still there so I’m just rotting in living room floor

You

Why are drafts still not a thing

me exhausted from the parks but it’s kind of cool how my nose, lips, hat, and h*le all match

I have a vision

Okay so I guess piercings are just expensive and I have to suck it up… but girl I’m so close to going to a mall kiosk!

You turn British when you goon?

sometimes you gotta stop and smell the pits

Okay so you are telling me. They wanna charge me 50 dollars to puncture holes in my ears but that DOESNT INCLUDE ANY JEWELRY?!

Okay so another stray was under my porch today… someone has got to be dumping them nearby this makes no sense

Why is there no politoed merch when I want to buy some… like I need to just get a 3D printer and make my own

My head is blank I’m just waiting for patch 7.3 on ff14 tomorrow

Honestly thinking about it. It’s really is kind of creepy how kids teeth just fall out of their heads so new ones grow in.

why do you have a reaction to everything

yeah I was going thru my brothers candy jar bc I was craving a sucker and I’m hooked now

pookie!!

Learned about lemon head suckers and I’m sorry dum dums but yall got serious competition

Friends nudes > porn.
You can’t change my mind

Do not let the hopes and dreams of the Alexandrians go unanswered.

#FFXIV Patch 7.3─The Promise of Tomorrow arrives in 3 days!

Yeah I honestly thought the ones at the bottom were just extra corn. I was like “he really likes corn..”

(But I do like the salad aesthetic thing even if I don’t like corn in my salads)

Giving Pinterest mom

Oh baby add some carbs !! Winter is coming and it’s gonna get cold for your Twinkie ass up north

okay body!

honestly all my games kind of feel ehh… like I need something new

this… is enough food?

It was sooooo pretty

I’m a sucker for big arms and man bewbs and I will not say sorry

Gay vs of “winter is coming”

island adventures 🏝️