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I need this fall weather to hurry up bc there is no reason for it to be 89 and sunny at 5pm

I need to beat kingdom come still… I literally was grinding up my apothecary skill…. I never even made it to the wedding

15/20

Oh I was well hydrated alright

I went to a dive bar and I really liked this urinal.. idk

dog sitting for my friend this weekend

I can put my legs behind my head and speak German

Was trimming the bush and I fucked up so I had to trim it all off… #rip

a man is laying on his stomach on a bed with his legs up . ALT: a man is laying on his stomach on a bed with his legs up .

Next time with me below like this

I have already posted some of my best work tho.. I need a tripod lol

This is the only app that my c*ck gets more attention than my butt…. Like ppl near me never make this much noise for the Alaskan bull worm

I hate being anemic bc what do you mean I bruise like a peach? I just want take cute nudes but have big ass BRUISES 🤣

Let’s go on a trip there and find out first hand

Ong that’s so nice

I saved this pic lol

Chewing gum on Netflix

I still can’t believe Jonathan bailey played this role… like it’s insane 🤣🤣

Oh hey 🥺

Possess me? 👉🏻👈🏻

Are there furries who dress up like hairless cats? Like honestly, or is that just how they view non furries?

a man in a cape is flying through the air ALT: a man in a cape is flying through the air

THE TWINKTRIX

THISSSS!!!!

Maybe I’m too woke, but for the love of god stop doing ai trends… like it’s so bad for our planet and it’s just tacky as hell

could be us

After inspection… this is true and I need to use them as pillows

a man wearing sunglasses is sitting in front of a microphone and covering his eyes . ALT: a man wearing sunglasses is sitting in front of a microphone and covering his eyes .

Oh?

as someone with no thigh muscle it’s written word that men are supposed to show that shit off when they do have it!!

Best part about sleeping in is you get the excuse to have brunch