Steph(less deranged)

I post here .... occasionally

New shirt >:3

Movies and girlpile

"it's not adam and st..." Forget Adam and Eve it's Elliot and Lillith

How the actual fuck does someone not know not to fuck you when you tell them "I'm probably too tired to fuck tonight" and you wake up a few hours later with them inside you (no condom either)

yeag

LCL but for miscommunication

urge to tell the girl ive hooked up with once about the dream i had that night (next to them) that they told me they loved me

"tomboy femme" is a label that really calls to me as a trans woman..

my dad raised me like he really wanted a boy and I still use many of the skills he taught me as a kid but I just never wanted the masculinity that was associated with having those skills

I will only accept "bro" and "hey man" from she/they trannychasers

Ah yes... The perfect recipe for a good switch

Chilli is kinda a soup tbh

Taking the cum stack and fiber supplements because I am a

✨SWITCH✨

UENM

Did Helsing Ultimate (2006) predict nazi femboys?

*[batman voice]* I'm piss

*[Drooling somewhat]* aggressive lesbian breeding

*[ugly crying]* hey babe can I tekdek on your back

I may have given my gf a cuckquean fetish

Play ass, eat bass

Babe your foreskin is so demure

Only "was" because I'm fairly comfortable with my transition and I no longer compare myself to other women

I'm not too grown to admit Billie piper was transition goals

Reading out Christian scientist writings in the Tom DeLonge voice

Is it called lisp because of the fagcent?

...short hair era....

(It's wash day)

I'm just skeeting things that sound like they might eventually become real hot takes

Are bisexual women with non-binary boyfriends allowed at pride

Is butchfemme just comphet? This and 20 other questions you can ask to annoy older lesbians in my new book

Waowww butt