June(bug) the nibblest

James May should be the brand ambassador for bovril.
They would sell a bovrillian units

A victim of my own success.
Join a lesbian run club, miss more events than I attend because too busy cuddling girlfriends in bed in the morning.

The reality of being a senior software Dev is you start getting tasks that involve cross referencing release notes with some dudes blog about .native.dll's to see whether a minor version dependency update from 1.8 to 1.9 is going to break everything

still wild how many people I know will still use Twitter even after the grok/mechahitler incident

Wisdom is like a gerontophile, it cums with age

Yo, they made the VLC logo into a Mario character!!

Not to brag but I am excellent in bed.

I can sleep 8 hours and be fully rested. 💪💪

Bathless girl stays at hotel with bath. Attempts to deplete backlog of gifted bathbombs in one night.
Things I learnt:
- Orange dissolves faster than red
- pears are more dense than unicorns
- it's really easy to make piss coloured warm water

Do you want someone to just offer you regular Pepsi over Pepsi Max????
Gosh, you really aren't doing well

I really am a switch.

Full body amputation when??

Is a lie a lie if the person who tells it genuinely believes it?

Federal election news: Bob Katter party has done a clean sweep!!
Claiming every seat in the house of representatives and senate they're in talks with IKEA to get the government furnished with more seats to keep winning more!!!

Surely we can adapt "it's good luck if a bird shits on you" to something heinous

Things that give math nerd programmers a feeling of power: raising a bug ticket on the second most downloaded .NET maths library because you had to prove someone else's Eigen vector calculation wrong.

Remember it's always morally okay to shit in the men's urinal

Describing that every marathon that I have trained for and run has been a miserable experience from start to end and that I fully intend to run more.
The person I am talking to: 🤩🤩🤩🤩
Me: why are you encouraging me?

I wouldn't put it past him to announce foreign logging just so he has something else to tariff

Tl;dr: Trixie goes full bureaucratic special interest mode (or as I call it Bureau-Trixie) to describe "I have a type"

Business idea: coriander flavoured soap so a small niche of society can have the cleanest wash of their life with soap flavoured soap.

I'm not neuro-spicy.
I am neuro-umami.

Can't wait until I am old and my mental faculties start failing so I can finally forget that embarrassing thing I said 8 years ago

Yooooo!!!
They're making the main character from smash bros into a racing game!!!
Kirby air riders ❤️

The speed of the chat when silksong

4 children broke my Nintendo switch stream!!

There's a C button and a C nub!!!!

Yooooo!!!! They're porting bastion to the switch 2 again!!!

June 5th be expenny

It's wild that in 2025 the sport of competitive heterosexuality is still segregated by gender.

Update, she found me, the person who was infodumping about pollinators. Had my plush bat land on her flower dress and I next saw her 30 minutes later dressed in a strawberry dress.
Successful pollination 💪