Dr. SaRxcasm

Omg not the 67 😂😂

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Not the S word!

pizzacakecomic o "Do you really want your tax dollars going to feed someone else's kids??" Yes! 1000% yes, 1 want my taxes to help feed hungry kids. WTF is wrong with people?

Let me go on the record: as much money I have, whatever I can spare, I will ALWAYS want the extra to go to feed children

My dad just locked himself out shirtless so he was ringing the doorbell...uhh pretty sure he has ascites. My mom thought he'd just gained weight from not walking here much but 😬

Man's always "sneaking" alcohol on the patio tho and refuses to admit he still has a problem

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

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Why do I feel so sleepy after drinking water? *consults dr google/reddit*

Ahh making myself hyponatremic

Eats 3 pinches of salt (why 3, idk felt right)

Feels better

(Sodium was slightly low on recent labs & I haven't been putting electrolyte mix in my water lately)

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Making myself eat dinner when I really just want to crawl straight into bed. So tired

“Physician payments” might make this sound less serious than it is.

150M Americans are covered by Medicare & Medicaid (CMS), close to half of all healthcare coverage. 98% of hospitals accept CMS, and the majority rely on it because it’s the biggest insurer by far. (And healthcare is 20% of US GDP.)

Instead of issuing a statement disavowing the connection, she once again uses a marginalized group or person to stand up for her.

Babe, all you have to do is deny, your silence is deafening.

Happy Hispanics heritage month! Made my favorite Polvorones (aka Mexican orange zest shortbread cookies)

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Hope you feel better soon!

Your body trying to store up energy & heal faster?

I'm usually the opposite, when I'm sick nothing sounds good. But the first time I got covid I was ravenous for like a week. I don't think I've ever been that hungry 😂 And it was mild otherwise

🤞 Taylor Swifts next launch fails hilariously and she'scancelled. Bc WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE RELEASED A NAZI NECKLACE?

This SS bolts, the 8 point star, the Nazi ex that she defended, the resurfaced photo of her posing with a guy in a swastika tshirt.

When someone tells you who they are, believe them

His father just confessed he's aware there's nothing he could do at this point to make it into heaven. Like, y'all are cooked. Miss me with the white supremacy cloaked as christianity

Now I just know my immediate family's and all the pharmacies & dr offices in town 🙃

And the home landline from my childhood

It's taking everything in me to fold this laundry and not just lay in a pile of warm clothes

I know I'm missing a couple jobs. And he was self-taught for most of it

In case anyone is wondering where the tism comes from...

Fun fact: if you've seen the Mexican candied fruits floating around TT. That was one of my grandpa's many jobs: candymaker, baker, water engineer for the state, farming, operating a tortilla mill

His dad died when he was 9 and he really "boot-strapped" himself and his family into comfortable life

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What oreos is to flavors, skittles is to commercials

Saturday fit check, felt cute

Still unsure about birks in the pharmacy

Healthcare for me, but none for thee

I think these are part of their fall promotion so probz available through Thanksgiving

The apple pie one was surpringly good. But my fave remains the original

Men will literally keep the government shut down than go to therapy.

Also, release the Epstein files.

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Same! My favorite is still "damn girl, you've been lifting cinderblocks?"

Bc what business would I, a 5 ft 110lb woman, have lifting cinderblocks 😂

I think only a nice steamroll can get these knots out

*shudders in pharmacist running for the acetylcysteine*

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