Kitty

literally has no idea where the fuck he even is

incredibly appropriate end to this dumbass period of history if the president just fell off of a roof

If Biden had taken a mumbling ramble around the White House roof, Congress would have 25th Amendment-ed him that day

Shit on a shingle

"AND YOU CAN TELL ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE THAT MY LAST WORDS WERE... I'M ON DRUGS"

No, no, let the creepiest guy on the internet ride to Donald Trump's defense.

Florida reports 21 cases of E.coli infections linked to raw milk The Florida Department of Health said on Monday that there have been 21 cases of Campylobacter and E. coli infections linked to drinking raw milk in the state, including six children under 10.

Don’t drink raw milk. There is absolutely no benefit unless you enjoy getting sick to “own the libs”.

Campylobacter enteritis is a fucking nightmare.

He doesn’t want to “reduce chronic illnesses,” he wants to reduce people with chronic illnesses

Big Raven sitting on a metal Fence next to a sign that reads “Caution! Ravens may bite. Keep one meter of distance from them at all time. Please do not feed the ravens

Quoth the Raven… this sign is libelous

More freedom there anyway 😭

*CANADIA

Hey he just needs to sit in the dark and interpret the funny pictures for the rest of us. We’ve all got our lanes. 😂

Guess you can check tomorrow and see if our intrepid serpent survived

What’s even more frustrating is when I *do* know the answer but I can’t give it to them. I’m a tech lol.

I miss the days people cared about lying.

a pink room with a yellow sign that says " i love you " ALT: a pink room with a yellow sign that says " i love you "

The snake, meanwhile:

Oh lol I thought you were kidding the other day 😂😂💀

I'm in this post and I don't like it

Not a thought in that furry lil head

‘MURICA

Oof shots fired at radiology 😂

Vinay was never qualified for these posts and never should have been appointed.

Yeah should have never happened but good riddance.

Ah! So acting normal isn’t even necessary. 😂

@binky.and.crumb Painting of a unicorn in a field at twilight with the word “bisexuals” across the image in bright pink

Trump cleanse!

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Pt allergy: cockroach
Reaction: nausea

🙌🏼

And that’s fine, yet the mechanics made sure my car came back to me without my atheist magnet. 🙄